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THIS IS MY DISCLAIMER: THIS PAGE IS JUST FOR ME TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE I CAN PISS OFF, SO IF I PISSED YOU OFF,IM HAPPY. PLEASE SEND ME LOTS OF HATE-MAIL JUST SO I KNOW IT IS WORKING, THANK YOU.(THIS PAGE ISNT SUPPOSE TO BE THAT SERIOUS EITHER) You know. I'm sick of this anti-abortionist stuff. I mean I laugh my ass off at most of them for the sheer fact that, when you look at them, most of them couldn't get laid unless they were raped, and even then, the chances of a person being blind enough to rape them are close to zero to count.(if you email me that you are not ugly and are pro-life...then plz send me your picture, naked, just to prove it) So, if they couldn't or can't get laid, then that eliminates the chances of them having to decided wether or not to have an abortion, thus this is why they can tell other people it is wrong. I personally think they are on a mission to stop all the "normal" people from having sex. Damn, I wish I was normal I heard an advertisment the other day that was made for stupid people, it was for the Army National Reserves. If you are in them please read on. If not, then I dont really care. Remember I'm trying to piss you off. I was driving in my car (well duh...no I was driving in my house...) and heard an advertisement for the Army Reserves. They claimed that in two weekends a month you could earn another paycheck, learn a vocational skill (yeah right, like what, gun cleaning,that would be okay if i was a member of the "NRA" or was going to be a postal worker...), and a bunch of other good bullshit, but then they ended with one of the stupidest ideas I've ever heard. They claimed that you could be proud of being in the Army Reserves because you would be part of America's last line of defence. All I can say is god help us if it ever comes down to us relying on the Army Reserves! I would probably shoot myself and save them the time of fucking up and me dying anyway. I mean come on, if the real soldiers cannot win you actually think a team of "weekend warriors" could get the job done? HELL NO! I have to laugh at the name too, "Army National Reserves", makes it sound like they are a bunch of specially trained soldiers. Instead it is just a fancy name for tank polishers. My personal theory is that let the pop gun soldiers go in first, if they die, then send in the real ones, then i would feel safe. But hey, thats just me... Okay I am going to take this space up to give you some of my beliefs on life, not that you care, but this is my space damnit, so I can say whatever i feel like! Okay first off: I do not believe my parents have sex. Once they got married they stoped having sex. I personally believe in the stork, but the funny thing is that I didnt start believing in the stork till I was about 12...hmmm...about the same time I started getting interested and understanding sex...hmmm... Lesbians, I do not believe in them. They are just a myth, a fairy tale made up to scare staight guys. That is what they are. Now I believe in gay guy's but not lesbians. Maybe dikes(there is a difference, lesbians are what turns most normal guys one when they kiss, in other words cute. Dikes are the chicks that are more manly then the guy, thus making him feel bad...). Now the sad thing is I, being a typical guy, LOVE watching lesbians, hey, its not my fault. But I dont believe they really exist. Yet on the other hand I HATE seeing gay guys but I like knowing they are out there, andfor this reason, lesbians are women who date...um...WOMEN, thus deminishing the number of women I can possibly date (HEY! shut up, I like to believe they would date me), yet on the other hand I like knowing there are Homosexual guys because in that situation they are guys who date...um...GUYS, thus taking away the number of men women can choose from, thus they cannot be as picky, and will give me a better chance to find a desperate enough, um, I mean a lucky enough woman to date me. HEY! Like I said, this is my reality so shut up. Of course they might just turn lesbian, but since I dont believe in them, I am safe. Dont you wish you lived in my world... Back to my Homepage. SEND HATE MAIL TO: [email protected] |