THE MATT HOLOHAN CLUB
MEMBERSHIP STATISTICS!
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The Matt Holohan Club currently
has 4,236,413
members world-wide. Including...
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1 daughter of a Greek Orthodox Priest
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1 inappropriately named African American guy
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700 gremlins
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7 Jews
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1 daughter of a former Playboy model
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2 members of the Fistonian Royal Family
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2 members of Take Back the Night
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10,000 screaming pygmy mice
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1 male with the middle name "Whitney"
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The entire nation of Denmark
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1 guy named Lev
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2 people with English accents
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1 Mexican barking spider
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1 pope
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1 pimped-out Indian guy
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1 University of Redlands student
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13 door-to-door boat salesmen
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23 ewoks
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David Hasselhoff
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1 proprietor of a chain of chicken and waffle restaurants
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The guy who invented clamato juice
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2 members of the Greek System
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1 girl with ambitions of becoming a sumo wrestler
578 deuterons
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