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You can not awaken me with true love's first kiss. I know where you've been, Prince Charming. Cinderella told me so. Get off that white horse and get to the explaining. You were at the bar flirting with Briar Rose! I have been slaving away in this cottage in the woods while you've been out flashing your sword at everyone. Your first impression is so romantic and charming, but Prince dear, what is alarming is that I fell for your act. Now I am leaving you to go live with the Queen. You can live with the dwarfs and clean! |
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