That's what I'm wondering about the person who reads the assignments in my winter intersession class. Twice I've emailed assignments to her because I like to save my paper for assignments that are worth something.
However, it's quite noticable that she cannot read. Both times, she couldn't tell that there were two full assignments there and both times she didn't grade both, just one. I've had to bring it to her attention twice that she's a complete moron and she tries to brush it off making it seem like I'm the idiot, however, because I know her IQ is somewhere near the temperature of Siberia in the Winter, she doesn't succeed because I'm snappier than her. Tomorrow's the last day of class; I think I may throw a tomato at her or something festive like a giant tampon.
Also, today I picked up my schedule for work at the library. They gave me 9 hours. What am I going to do with 9 hours of work? That's a waste of my time. It's also sad that the people who've worked there either 3 or 4 semesters are getting paid less than those who just started last semester. Apparently we're too old to be promoted and we get stuck working 9 hours. I'm pretty sure one of my friends is going to quit. I'd do the same if my work study hadn't run out :(. Bah, I'm going to say something on Tuesday when I go in and she what the fools have to say.
Old Navy had the greatest fleece pajama bottoms in December. I wish I had bought one in each color because there's really no use of having a heater when you're wearing these. They keep you nice and toasty. I'm even sweating right now. They're great! But they don't sell them anymore :( boohoo.
Joe, I've got two corpses in Blackburrow somewhere and it's all your fault. Just thought I'd share.
I just don't get it.
Is it normal for people to run the dishwasher half empty when there are still cups and whatnot in the sink?
Is it that hard to stick 3 cups in the dishwasher before turning it on?
The 3 cups that were in the sink had crap stuck inside of them. (Mainly food that was left on plates and bowls when put into the dishwasher by people who really believe dishwashers actually clean dishes and don't realize the food just circulates and sticks itself upon other dishes.)
All they had to do is pour the water out, make sure the pasta, pepper, and green-lettuce-like crap was out of the bottom, and put them upside down in the dishwasher.
Not hard. I would have done it had I not been napping.
I'm really sick of pulling out a glass and finding it has crap stuck inside of it. I'm also missing a purple bowl from Starbucks. I'm about ready to pull all of my crap out because there are some people who don't have enough respect to either clean their dishes or tell the owner of the dish that they broke it (if indeed this bowl is broken) and attempt to replace it
. Is my thinking rare? Was I raised differently?
Just in case you are wondering, I put those three cups into the dishwasher, along with a few other plates and silverware that were lingering on the counter because I guess they couldn't be cleaned or something, and I rewashed dishes that were dirty and I ran the dishwasher again.
I just don't get it.
I could, quite possibly, be wearing the most comfortable socks in the whole wide world. These socks fit my size 8 feet perfectly. Im sure this is what kind of juicy stuff you come to my page to read about.
I'm not quite sure what to make of this.This is Michael's homepage. Michael is 11 years old and in the 6th grade and he wants a girlfriend. Go to the page and wait for the entire wav to download - it's worth it. If you're not willing to wait, this is what he says in a weird, creepy, and somewhat monotone voice. "Hello my future girlfriend. This is what I sound like. I am 11 years old and in the sixth grade in New Mexico. Please PM me if you are on Yahoo chat. Bye. Thanks for stopping by."
At first, I thought it was cute that he wanted a girlfriend who wouldn't dump him after he started liking her, but then I heard the wav and I was like, "OMG this kid is a future serial killer!" I dunno, weird. This is why children should not be allowed to make their own Web sites let alone allowed to chat on Yahoo. I don't even chat on Yahoo cuz it's so nasty and perverted and the grossest people lurk in each and everyone of those chat rooms, including the oh-so-holy Christian ones. This is just one more reason for people to not have children.
I am in need of some good music.
I am also in need of some guidance in using wizards on Everquest. Level 2 people are kicking my butt and I'm a lvl 5 - I have a problem with that. They're always male humans too. Big, ugly, dorky humans who punch me in front of guards and then get killed 2 seconds later - I really don't get it. Oh, his name was "pastry" of all things. I GOT BEAT UP BY A CROISSANT. grrrrr.
However, I did a funny today. There was this guy who's name was "youarescrewed" and he was running from me, so I rooted him and he was stuck to the ground and I ran passed him and he was like, "that wasn't very nice" and I said, "sorry hehe" and he said, "I guess my name fits this situation." I should have killed him, but I didn't cuz he seemed nice.
The other name that I kept laughing at was, "mahbrafits." It took me about 10 minutes to figure out what it said, but when you keep seeing his corpses everywhere, you start to ignore it.
Oh, and the person that got me started on playing this game, doesn't play anymore. What a waste. I'm cancelling my account after my month is up. Lameee
Apparently it's his birthday, or so he says. If only you guys could see the bottom half of that picture... heh Email me for the other half.
This 8am class has screwed my sleeping patterns up.
The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore
X-Entertainment.com has compiled a lovely list of the Top 100 Annoying things of 2000. Although I didn't find some of those things as annoying becuase I watch about 10 hours of television a year, the top annoying thing of 2000 cannot be refuted.
I love people's personal Web sites that have no fear. This is one of them.
I don't think Hewlett-Packard has the capabilities to make a computer that will work for longer than four months. The one I currently have right now, No. 3 in the last year, cannot be turned on for longer than 4 hours without having a cow or rebooting or getting crazy errors. HP really ought to just stick to making printers. Right now, I'm wishing I had my old Pentium 150. Sigh.
Artist - Song
Stroke9 - Little Black Backpack
Tracy Chapman - The Promise
Aqua - My Oh My (70s disco remix)
Outkast - Rosa Parks
The Cardigans and Tom Jones - Burning Down the House
Incubus - Pardon Me (acoustic)
Violent Femmes - American Music
Neko Case & Her Boyfriends - Guided by Wire
Dean Martin and Julie London - Sway (remix)
Manu Chao - Bongo Bong
Nina Simon - Sinnerman
Thank you, have a nice day.
Oh mom and dad - could you please look on my dresser for a card envelope, like one of those skinny ones that are designed for money, that has Barnes and Nobles gift certificates in it? I think it's somewhere on there. PLEASE mail it to me :)
And again, found by Paul:
"I want the folks to see me sitting in the same kind of seat they sit in, eating the same popcorn, peeing in the same urinal."-George W. Bush
Cut it off because the Bible says so!
Sadam is more popular than Liam Gallagher
Finish my nails! I don't care if there's a fire in the building
Car robbers drink HIV-infected blood thinking it was yogurt
Only in Britian...
Sheep are just so not out the window
Reuters 2000 wrap-up
The beat goes on....and the beat goes on.
Because everyone else has lists about the Top Blahblah of 2000, I will too.
Best Christmas gift - Oolong Tea from Cherie (aka Mrs. Stephenson) THANK YOU!!!! (I ran out and you have saved me from arriving to my Winter Intersession class grumpy.)
Top Napster find of the year - Nikki French "Total Eclipse of the Heart" remix
Best deal on a piece of clothing - $40 Kenneth Cole coat from the Kenneth Cole store.
Worst gift of 2000 - Yard-o-beef (and being moldy at that)
Best gift of 2000 - Hair dryer for Karin.
Funniest movie on Kelly Imoto's page - Pirate's Booty Commercial
Best lesson learned of 2000 - "Just because you wear lots of make-up doesnt mean you'll look better or get more respect." - lesson learned from Katharine Harris.
Most ironic moment of 2000 - The founder of Herbalife, Mark Hughes, died at the age of 42. Click here for more info
Best song to sing to annoy the parents - "Tiny Cities Made of Ashes" by Modest Mouse
The trend that will be popular in 2001 - "Stinkeye" is coming back! Definition of "Stinkeye" - It's that look that someone b*tchy gives you like they're better than you. When someone gives you this look, call them on it right there and make them feel stupid. Say, "Oh mah gawd. I just got stinkeye from that woman in the pink crop top. Ugh, whatever. Take your b*tchage elsewhere."
Worst trend of 2000 - Those shirts with the back cut out and strings are used to keep the sides from flapping away. They look nice on folks who weigh 100lbs, not 170lbs. Please, if you have rolls large enough to run credit cards through for authorization, refrain from purchasing them.
Second worst trend of 2000 - Those stupid Razor scooters.
Third worst trend of 2000 - "Pleather" Nuff said.
Ok, that's enough for now.
"I want the folks to see me sitting in the same kind of seat they sit in, eating the same popcorn, peeing in the same urinal."-George W. Bush
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