instantpkl: i like it when we talk shit about the family
kelly0040: rofl
kelly0040: now what?
instantpkl: bev is evil and twofaced and we hate her
kelly0040: rofl
kelly0040: i still dont know why
instantpkl: she called mom evil
instantpkl: i don't know why either, i always thought she was nice
kelly0040: well that's because mom is evil
instantpkl: we were walking back to the house from the peddler's fair and there were these girls that were maybe 16 and they had more makeup on than tammy faye baker and they were all ready to go down to the beach. right when the pass me i yell "whores" and mom was all "why would you call them that?"
kelly0040: rofl
kelly0040: uh
kelly0040: they musta been from visalia
instantpkl: they were dairy cows
instantpkl: mom just read our conversation and mom said "i'm not evil. bev is a bitch. her kids hate her guts"
kelly0040: so then mom talks to her kids?
instantpkl: "no, but cousin *** and *** do. and the kids have told her that she's mean and they want to live wither dad. you don't think that that is pretty bad. tell her she has try some of this wine. ask her if she ever made the strawberry pizza the other day that nance said she should have just got some angle food cake and some whip cream" - carolyn imoto
instantpkl: i edit none
instantpkl: "rofl. what's that? write off..."
kelly0040: roffflelelele~ that's goin on my web page
instantpkl: "ask her what she did today"
kelly0040: "I cleaned my toilet"
instantpkl: "how does this work. it's different. you just type away? how do you hit send. how do you do it"
instantpkl: "where's enter?"
instantpkl: "is it in a different place?"
instantpkl: "kelly isn't saying much. she's cleaned her toilet, she ralphing on the floor..."