August Rants, Raves and Crap
August 30, 10:41 am - I'm sitting here updating my page.
August 30, 10:42 am - I'm sitting here updating my page and eating a pop tart
August 30, 10:45 am - I'm really pissed off right now. I WANNA KNOW WHERE THESE MOSQUITOS ARE COMING FROM. They're biting the heck out of me and I wish they'd stop. Lastnight I killed four of them...oh and they'fe gotten smart...they no longer sit on a wall that just so happens to be white so I can smoosh them...oooooooh no, they camoflauge into dark things...like my Cabbage Patch Kids hair, my comforter (it's navy blue), My clothes...it's so disgusting.
August 30, 10:47 am - I'm scratching my bites. There are a total of 72 as of right now. If you have any suggestions about what I should do at this time, do email me please. I can't take any more bites. I look like I have some sort of disease. Greg told me to rub downy sheets all over my body...I did that lastnight and I didn't get bit...maybe i'll just fumagate my entire room and kill them all...
August 14, 9:01 pm - I am sitting here
August 14, 9:01 pm - I am sitting here, on a Saturday night, with nothing to do. Perhaps I should have returned those phone calls earlier today.
August 14, 9:02 pm -I think I'll go play in chatquiz
August 14, 9:02 pm - On second thought, maybe I won't. The cool people are not there.
August 14, 9:02 pm - I'm sorry, If you're one of the people there right now, I didn't mean to say you weren't cool. It's just that you're cool in your own way :)
August 14, 9:03 pm - I want to watch "Two Fat Ladies" on tv, but it's not on. So instead, I'm watching "Circle of Friends." I'm content with that.
August 12, 12:19 am - Ah yes...another morning where Kelly should be in bed, but cannot sleep because she is not sleepy. Of course, I need to wake up early, so it is appropriate that I'm still awake after midnight.
August 12, 12:21 am - I'm hungry so I think I will go to the kitchen to get some yummies. If there is nothing I feel like eating, I will come back with nothing.
August 12, 12:22 am - I found a banana. You wouldn't happen to be familiar with the cheer that cheerleaders do to annoy patrons watching a football game, would you? It goes, "Go.... bananas......b-a-n-a-n-a-s...." and it goes on and on for hours.... Oh well, just thought I'd ask.
August 12, 12:24 am - Oh how appropriate again. I'm sitting here typing the last entry and my throat starts to scratch. Then I had to cough and it was one of those really 'deep,' 'throaty,' and 'almost sounds like it hurts' cough. This means I'm getting sick!!! Now see, if I had a normal job like everyone else, this would mean that I could go home and rest. But since I teach swim lessons, that means I have to be there regardless of how I'm feeling. Speaking of... two summers ago, I had a lesson to teach and I had the flu and I had been puking all day long but since I knew how important it was for me to be there, I went and I just about puked on a kid...well I threw up next to him but I'm sure I got some on him - a junior guard dunnked him in the water to make sure. Yes, this has been a *moment* with Kelly
August 12, 12:28 am - Be happy you dont have a cough like mine. It's not going away and I can't stop coughing. Now, I'm getting that icky, sick, gross flem taste; it's the taste you get in your mouth when you're sick.
August 12, 12:30 am - You know, I've been sick a lot this summer... more than I'd like to mention. I guess this hasn't been my summer at all - health wise that is...
August 12, 12:30 am - No, I'm not 200lbs overweight, ya moron. Thanks for giving me so much credit.
August 12, 12:31 am - I apologize for calling you a moron.
August 12, 12:32 am - I think I'm going to go play some boggle games. www.playsite.com has some cool game rooms and some pretty cool people. I'll most likely go there.
August 12, 12:35 am - On second thought, I really ought to go to bed.
August 12, 12:35 am - (((((((((( Bham ))))))))))) you're too cute...but keep searching for the number heh :) I can see it now - (fade away to bedroom in Chico) I'm laying on my stomach reading a book for my British Lit class and the phone rings....oh and it's my good friend from the South! (fade back to real time) oh, the fun we could have... :)
August 12:39 am - I'm still coughing.
August 12:40 am - ...still coughing.
August 12:41 am - ...oh yes...cough cough
August 12:42 am - Did you actually think it'd go away?
August 12:43 am - I just realized this...Everytime I've come in contact with Noah, I've gotten sick. Although this cough is nothing now...it could be something worse. Last time I had a minor cold...the time before that was MONONUCLEOSIS...yeah that's right, my throat was huge and it hurt and I was suffering while he was healthy...pshaw on that one. Oh well, I guess I won't have to worry about that anymore :(
August 10, 5:30 am - Woke up to the loud tunes of ReeL BiG FiSH and "Scott's a Dork," the one ReeL BiG FiSH song that I hate. No staff meeting, but I woke up anyways just in case so Christy wouldnt be calling my house to bark at me and ask me q's like, "YOU'RE A THIRD YEAR GUARD, WHY ARE YOU LATE?" blah blah blah
August 10, 6:45 am - I put some socks on. My window is open and I'm too lazy to shut it. The socks were closer so I put them on.
August 10, 7:30 am - I took my hair clip out. It was pulling my hair.
August 10, 7:35 am - I put a sweatshirt on. I think it's going to rain.
August 10, 7:36 am - the meteorologist on tv said it's going to rain in the foothills and north of Fresno. I life south of Fresno...oh well.
August 10, 7:36 am - I went potty. Everyone does it, even Grover.
August 10, 7:37 am - I looked in the mirror and noticed that eventhough I didn't shower yesterday after evening swim lessons, my hair looks really good - Extremely shiny and managable. Almost like Jirmack bounce-back beautiful hair!
August 10, 7:40 am - I just noticed that I've been online for an hour and no one has messaged me. I can see the love is not being shown towards the kellsters this morning...so what's new.
August 10, 7:44 am - I just decided that most men are stupid. And the ones that aren't, are just too good for me.
August 10, 7:44 am - I just changed my mind on what I had decided.
August 10, 7:45 am - I just made a list of everyone that annoys me. I think I'll post it on this page somewhere so if you agree with me, you can email me and we'll form a clique so we can hate them...but with more power.
August 10, 7:46 am - I'm having feelings of being left out. I dont like that. Why wasn't I invited to join this new and wonderful gaming forum? Actually, I would have been offended by an invitation because I have checked the host schedule and compared it with my, "YOU ANNOY ME" list and wow, 5 people match. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. I just noticed there's only one American (ack, need to think of more Americans than that one that annoy me) on my, "YOU ANNOY ME" list and he's not hosting there. Maybe I should make a fake invitation for him to join.
August 10, 7:53 am - I'm going to go eat some Honey Bunches of Oats cereal now.
August 10, 8:01 am - I think I'm going to add a listbot to my page to see if anyone actually signs up. Then when they sign up, I'll ask them why they're obsessed with me. I'd like the feedback. I find it amazing that anyone online could fall in love with me...hey it's happened than once...twice...three times...ack more than that :/ I'm attracting weird people...help...please...
August 10, 8:02 am - I have calmed down and I think I will go admire my hair in the bathroom.
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