Horn Jokes
I hope these don't offend anyone
How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section?
Have them miss every other note
How do you make a trombone sound like a horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and play more wrong notes
What is the difference between a horn and a '57 Chevy?
You can tune a Chevy
What do you get when you cross a French Horn player and a goalpost?
A goalpost that can't march
How many French Horn players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but they'll spend 2 hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks
Why is the Horn a Divine instrument?
Because a human blows in it but only God knows what comes out.
What is the difference between a squirrel and a horn in a taxi cab?
The squirrel is probably going to a gig.
How can you tell a horn player is at the door.
The doorbell has missed the note.
Mail me, John Petersik
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