TOP TEN THINGS PEOPLE WON'T SAY WHEN THEY SEE YOUR CHRISTIAN BUMPER
STICKER OR FISH SYMBOL:

10. "Look!    Let's stop those people and ask them how we can become
Christians."

9. "Don't worry , Billy, those people are Christians.  They must have
a good reason for going 90 miles per hour."

8. "What a joy to be sharing the highway with another car of spirit
filled brothers and sisters in Christ."

7. "Isn't it wonderful how God blessed that Christian couple with a
brand new BMW?"

6.  "Dad, how come people who drive like that don't get thrown in
jail?  Can we have a bumper sticker, too?"

5.  "Stay clear of those folks, Martha.  If they get raptured, that
car will be all over the road!

4.  "Oh, Look! That Christian woman is getting a chance to share Jesus
with a police officer!"

3.  "No, that's not garbage coming out of their window, Bert -- it's
probably gospel tracts for the road workers."

2.  "Oh, boy, we're in trouble now!  We just rear-ended one of God's
cars!"

1.  "Quick, Alice, honk the horn or they won't know we love Jesus!"