Pick-Up Lines
Excuse me but do you believe in pre-marital sex? No. Well I'm married!
Motion for her to come over (with the come hither) When she comes over, say: I knew if I fingered you, you'd cum!
I lost my teddybear, so will you spend the night with me?
Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?
If I told you that you had a beautiful smile, you would probably think I was trying to pick you up. Well you do have a beautiful smile,...and I am trying to pick you up!
Lets stand toe to toe and get something straight between us!
I'm going to guess your sign--is it "slippery when wet?
If I folowed you home would you keep me?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed...
That's a nice dress, could I talk you out of it?
