Documentation of Chadunderstanding:
It is our goal to help Chadites progress towards their ultamate Chad potential, we have documented a few of these cases for your assistance, in monitoring your own progression towards this enlightened lifestyle.
Case #1
This individual is just beginning to grasp the essence of Chadness. Clearly, through the demonstration of his practices, he has far to go. What can be learned from this individual? First of all, the proper positioning of the hand is on the chin, not the cheek. Secondly is the eyebrows must be subdued; this disciple's eyebrows are angry. Still, the essence of the Chad philosophy is not one of condescencion; rather, it is our goal to be as UPLIFTING (in all contexts of the term) as Chad would have us to be.
Case #2
In this case, the placement of the hand is on the chin, showing a more profound understanding of Chadicity. The hand, you must remember, should be gently cupping the chin. Also, the ever important pinky ring is absent. This disciple is on the right path with the jacket, though. While not pleather, it is indeed brown.
Case #3
There has been a significant progression between case #2 and case #3. This disciple is doing well. She understands the "glamour" aspect inherent in the essence of Chad. She also had mastered the all-important hand position. The only flaw in this case is the ever important facial expression which solidifies ones transcendance to a higher plane of Chadunderstanding (One word).
Case #4
For comparison purposes, this new convert is at a level of Chadicty comparable to the previous case. Of all of the documented cases here at the Un-Official Chad Club home page, this man, despite a more advanced age than many others within the movement toward Chad enlightenment, has quite possibly the most complete mastery of the essential hand position. The facial expression also demonstrates a profound Chadunderstanding. Only the glamour and the "glow" are left for this disciple to master. He's well on his way to achieving his utmost Chad potential!
Case #5
This disciple is our proudest new convert. Not only does he have a mastery of the hand position, he also has the muted wardrobe tastes necessary for transcendence beyond the merely superficial ascpects of his mesiah, THE Chad. More importantly, this subject also has perfected the facial expression of pensiveness that accompanies the final stage of progression.
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