The Geocities Files

(I know very well it's a really crappy X-Files knockoff!, so shut up!)

When I first signed up with Geocities, I was given strict guidelines to follow when making my home page. These include:

No pornographic images or porno links. Damn!
No selling products of any kind.
No sponorship banners unless they are the Internet Link Exchange or the GeoRewards program.
A link supporting Geocities is required on every page, like this one!

Why cannot we put things like that on our pages? Who is Geocities protecting?

Although I have no proof, I believe there is a big CONSPIRACY by both Geocities and the United States government to prevent us from expressing our thoughts freely. They want us to be like robots and go to sites that are only signed up by Geocities and the Internet Link Exchange, and without any sexual content.

Perhaps Geocities has an alien (not an illegal one, but I would think space aliens WOULD be illegal) working for them, and the government is allowing the company to continue to have this alien working for them if the people who have home pages NOT find out by limiting free speech.

An the Internet Link Exchange is involved, too! Also, the conspiracy is so large it affects major colleges, too. That explains why Purdue University is so superior to Indiana University! (Sorry, but as a Purdue student, I just had to do that!)

I have decided to join Geocities and try to infiltrate the company from within and try to find this alien and expose him. Wish me luck, and don't tell anybody. SHHHH!!!