Testudo is an extremely easy-going guy, but there are some things that
even he doesn't like. To make him as happy as can be, please note the following.
| Likes | Dislikes |
| Hanging out with the cheerleaders | Fans who don't cheer excessively |
| Beating up other mascots | Kids who hit him on his nose |
| Happy little kids | Kids who call him "Yertle" |
| Beautiful women who give him hugs | Losing games |
| The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | People who think he's a giant cockroach |
| People who check out his web page | People who don't sign his guestbook |
