Top ten fun things to do aboard the Starship Enterprise:
10. Grabbing Geordi's VISOR and using its X-RAY powers to look through
Deanna Troi's uniform
9. Skeet shooting the shuttlecraft
8. Plugging Nintendo cartridges into Data
7. Giving Worf A noogie
6. Ordering Pizza from Domino's then going 30 min. into the future
just to piss them off (haha, free pizza!)
5. Secretly replacing the Dilithium crystals with New Folger's
crystals
4. Reprogramming the computer to play the theme to Jeopardy during
self-destruct sequence
3. Watching Captain Picard do his Mr. Clean impression
2. Calling down to the transporter room, ask if they've beamed
aboard Prince Albert In A Can
1. Tribble sex!