Men?! *ROFLMAO*
- What do you call a man with half a brain?
- Gifted.
- What's the difference between government bonds and men?
- Bonds Mature.
- What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
- One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
- What did God say after creating man?
- I can do better.
- Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
- What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
- 1. No mind.
2. No business.
- What do you call an intelligent man in America?
- A tourist.
- Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
- To keep them from grazing.
- If men got pregnant....
- abortion would be available in convienience stores and drive through windows.
- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
- Because they already have boyfriends.
- Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
- What's the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?
- The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
- How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
- Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.
- How do men sort their laundry?
- "Fifthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
- Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
- Two guys were strolling down the street when one guy exclaimed, "How sad - a dead bird." The other man looked up and said, "Where?"
Note: It is rumored that this list was originally circulated around female members of congress.
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