Candid moments from the set of Mission: Impossible

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I got the idea of this from my good friend Timotheus and his Tribute to Braveheart. If you like that movie, or if you're a fan of things which are humorous, check it out sometime. But in the meantime, here are some out-takes from the set of Mission: Impossible, some scenes that didn't make it in, and just some down-home, getting together with all the cast and crew...

Out-take #1, Scene from the beginning of the movie

Ethan is disguised as a Russian crime boss trying to get some info out of some drunk guy with a beer belly. Claire is on the couch, apparently dead...

MAN: I don't know what happened. We were drinking, having fun...
ETHAN: Did you tag it?
MAN: What?
ETHAN: You know what I mean! Look at the butt on that! Wouldn't ya just like to squeeze it?
MAN: Well, yeah, but she's passed out and there's blood all over her!
ETHAN: Nah, she won't mind. Just don't forget to use a jimmy hat.

Out-take #2, Scene from when Tom is frisking Emmanuelle

Ethan has just thrown Claire across the room and now has a gun held on her...

CLAIRE: Ethan, it's okay, it's Claire...
ETHAN: You were in the car.
CLAIRE: No, I got out of the car.
ETHAN: Don't give me that shit, bitch, you were in the f---ing car! I saw you.
CLAIRE: Where's Jim?
ETHAN: Wake up Claire, Jim's dead! He's dead! they're ALL DEAD!
CLAIRE: (beginning to sob) Jim's dead...
ETHAN: (eyeing her suggestively) Who sent you?
CLAIRE: What do you mean?
ETHAN: Can't you see? I'm using this conversation and the fact that I am directing this movie in order to place myself in the advantageous position of accusing you of being a traitor out to kill me. Thus I am going to have to frisk you and cop a feel in the process.
CLAIRE: Ooh-la-la!

Hanging out on the set with Emilio Estevez and Tom Cruise...
EMILIO: Man, this movie sucks. I died right at the beginning of it. How am I gonna save my career from those damn Mighty Ducks movies if I don't live longer in a feature film?
TOM: Quit complaining...Hey, did you notice that in that first scene you could see Emmanuelle's butt?
EMILIO: Yeah, I did. The director will probably cut that part out though... BOTH TOGETHER: Wait a minute...
TOM: I'm the director!
EMILIO: YES!!! Never mind what I said when I said the movie sucked. This kicks ass!

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