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This is an entry from the guestbook of my friend Don. His gbook is oddly similar to my own...golly, I wonder why...but anyhoo, you can experience Don's Life in the Fast Lane, where his guestbook resides. Or you can go back and fill out my guestbook!
# Question Response Score
1. Enter your full name and (fencing) club code: [20 marks] D. Lauren Lee (CAR/DAL)
2. What region do you come from? [10 marks] Atlantic Canada
3. How many anniversaries of your birthday have you seen? [5 marks] 20
4. Where in the universe are you from? [15 marks] The Cartesian plane (and it ain't a pretty F-18!)
5. Enter your e-mail address [10 marks] You already know that, you son of a window-dresser!
6. Sex? [5 marks] Female
7. What are some of your positive personal attributes? (select all that apply) [15 marks]
  • Mean disposition
  • I never shut up
  • Stubborn as a deer caught in a Hummer's headlights
  • Vanity - didn't someone write a song about me?
  • I am blunt and to the point
(Editor's Note: In other words, I checked off all the available options...after all, they're true!)
8. Fill in the following blank with the appropriate response: "At the Poule au Vin, I tried to..." [15 marks] come to the party, but I wussed out. Sorry, dude!
9. Why? (Editor's Note: Hey! That's MY question!) [25 marks] Hegel made me do it, I swear, your honour!
10. Bonus Points - What was Pyotr Tchaikovsky's middle name? [10 marks] Fyodor?
11. How did you wind up at this Web site? [15 marks] From another wacko web site *
* What is the address of the site that led you here? (if applicable) Mine! Mwahahahaha!
12. What do you think of this site overall? [20 marks] It's twisted. YOU need a little work!
13. What part of it do you like the most? [20 marks] Something else (please specify below)*
* What is that "something else" that you liked? The wonderful J-card page! And, of course, the link to my site!
14. Here is your space to add any additional comments. Let your thoughts flow freely, but don't have a terminal case of diarrhoea of the fingers. You have one minute to decide. After that, your screen will melt like wax near an Excalibur pyromaniac. [15 marks]

Hey! I'm glad I found your web site! I think it would be super if you could include something about...

Hume. David Hume. You know, the famous philosopher who wrote _A Treatise of Human Nature_. That guy. And New Order. As in the elusive British depressing-techno-pop band. Yeah, things like that.

Actually, I'm writing this because I'd like you to know that annoying pop-ups appear on the top of your page, despite the (reluctant) addition of a "GeoGuide". And you know what? GeoGuides don't even exist anymore! Arrrgh! Anyhoo, over and out, m'dear Donny Lane.

Written on January 16, 2000.

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