This is an entry from the guestbook of my friend Don. His gbook is oddly similar to my own...golly, I wonder why...but anyhoo, you can experience Don's Life in the Fast Lane, where his guestbook resides. Or you can go back and fill out my guestbook!
| # | Question | Response | Score |
| 1. | Enter your full name and (fencing) club code: [20 marks] | D. Lauren Lee (CAR/DAL) | � |
| 2. | What region do you come from? [10 marks] | Atlantic Canada | � |
| 3. | How many anniversaries of your birthday have you seen? [5 marks] | 20 | � |
| 4. | Where in the universe are you from? [15 marks] | The Cartesian plane (and it ain't a pretty F-18!) | � |
| 5. | Enter your e-mail address [10 marks] | You already know that, you son of a window-dresser! | � |
| 6. | Sex? [5 marks] | Female | � |
| 7. | What are some of your positive personal attributes? (select all that apply) [15 marks] |
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| 8. | Fill in the following blank with the appropriate response: "At the Poule au Vin, I tried to..." [15 marks] | come to the party, but I wussed out. Sorry, dude! | � |
| 9. | Why? (Editor's Note: Hey! That's MY question!) [25 marks] | Hegel made me do it, I swear, your honour! | � |
| 10. | Bonus Points - What was Pyotr Tchaikovsky's middle name? [10 marks] | Fyodor? | � |
| 11. | How did you wind up at this Web site? [15 marks] | From another wacko web site * | � |
| * | What is the address of the site that led you here? (if applicable) | Mine! Mwahahahaha! | � |
| 12. | What do you think of this site overall? [20 marks] | It's twisted. YOU need a little work! | � |
| 13. | What part of it do you like the most? [20 marks] | Something else (please specify below)* | � |
| * | What is that "something else" that you liked? | The wonderful J-card page! And, of course, the link to my site! | � |
| 14. | Here is your space to add any additional comments. Let your thoughts flow freely, but don't have a terminal case of diarrhoea of the fingers. You have one minute to decide. After that, your screen will melt like wax near an Excalibur pyromaniac. [15 marks] | Hey! I'm glad I found your web site! I think it would be super if you could include something about... Hume. David Hume. You know, the famous philosopher who wrote _A Treatise of Human Nature_. That guy. And New Order. As in the elusive British depressing-techno-pop band. Yeah, things like that. Actually, I'm writing this because I'd like you to know that annoying pop-ups appear on the top of your page, despite the (reluctant) addition of a "GeoGuide". And you know what? GeoGuides don't even exist anymore! Arrrgh! Anyhoo, over and out, m'dear Donny Lane. |
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Written on January 16, 2000.
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