(Bad habit starts)
Dexter:: Thanks!
(We are one starts)
Dexter: Well I hope you guys 'll at least get a slam pit goin'
for us ya know? Kill boy what a fuckin' powerhead
(Kill boy powerhead starts)
Dexter: all right! Oh Roy!
This idiotic female voice (actually could even be Dexter fooling'
around):You guys gonna rock?
(Burn it up starts)
Noodles: Thanks all you guys here tonight, I'd like to thank you
for coming out! I'd like to thank Pads for opening up, they're a
great band!
Dexter: This ones called Genocide
(Genocide starts)
(Gotta get away starts)
(So alone Starts)
Dexter: All right! You're waitin' for someone to catch you?
You're ready to uh... stage dive? You guys 'll catch her right?
Al right, go ahead! They're all lookin' at you now, you're gonna
look really tough If you don't stage dive, you gotta go!(Ron
starts playing the drums, like they do in a circus, just before
someone dose something real hard) Woah! I never knew a girl with
thunder hair*** could stagedive.
(Kick him when he's down starts)
Dexter: Thanks, I would like to say, that stagediving is cool!
Noodles is playing an idiotic little song
Dexter: HEY!!!! Come here for a second, come here for a second.
You guys see her shirt? SHE IS A VIRGIN(he really articulates,
these few words) WOW! Isn't that kinda like wearin' a shirt that
says "KICK ME!"? I'm still a virgin, but I'm
embarrassed, to admit it! All right! You guys you don't need
music for this do you? He He! I'll just charge 10 dollars, you
can come in and start stagediving. All right, well we're gonna
play something anyway. All right, let's go. Let's dedicate this
one to the virgin, to all the virgins in the house tonight,
including me
(What happened to you? starts)
They start playing a little song (the one they play on their year
that punk broke as well), and Dexter is talking during that
little song.
Dexter: All right, where is that virgin? Where is she? We need
someone to help us with this next song! Lets see, where'd she go?
We need someone to be our "keep 'em separated" guy. Ah
here.... here she is, take her out! All right, he's got you. NO
WAIT you gotta stay here! All right, do we have mics...do we have
backups yet? Well what do you know (he said tha ironically), a
slight problem, with the technical writer! All right. We're gonna
do this really neat trick, once uhh... we get our sound system
back. All right, well tell you what, were gonna share mics we'll
all use just one mic. All right, well what's you're name?
The girl: Julie, Julie (the first time, she doesn't say it into
the mic)
Dexter: All right, you know that song, that "keep 'em
separated" song. All right, I want you to be our "keep
'em separated" person, I want you to say the line, OK. All
right, you're on tryout now, go ahead.
Julie: Keep 'em separated (she really really really sucks)
Dexter: I'm sorry, that was no good, take her off se you later!
All right, I want you to try it now, everyone's watching you, say
it
The guy: You gotta keep 'em separated (he's pretty good)
Dexter: All right, you're our man! All right, none of the back up
mics are workin' is that right? We're gonna improvise here.
That's what happens when you let a thousand kids jump up on stage
and stagedive, you loose your microphones.
Two people from the crowd: WOOOOOHHH BRIAN, GO BRIAN!!!!!
Dexter: Yeah! I want you to stay up here, and do it for the whole
song
The crowd: BRIAN!
(COAP starts, the guy screws up the first time)
Dexter: All right, are we back?
(SMASH starts)
(LAPD starts)
Dexter: My mic broke! All right we're gonna do a couple more
okay, if that's all right with you. I got a Nasty key chain,
thanks you guys, you're really kind, um... Let's Punk (music
starts), ... go with Nitro
(Nitro starts)
Dexter: I wanna thank you guys, for comin' tonight. We're gonna
drink beer with them. (He must say it to a fellow band member) Oh
yeah, I think were going to some place called Club 616. all
right, around here. That's where we're goin' afterwards. We're
gonna go down there, shoot some pool or something. Since I'm a
Virgin and all you know.
Noodles: We're staying at the Radoson Hotel, rooms 407 408 409,
and the phone number there is 555-1800 (I don't want to write out
the real phone number, sorry) that's for Fitzjoy (their manager)
(They start green day's basket case)
Dexter: Ohh wait, that's the wrong band, se the song we do is
(They start weezer)
Dexter: All right, I want you guys, to help us sing along with
the song
(Self esteem starts)
Dexter: That's gonna do it for us.