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One of my professors solemnly addressed
the class that day after a big assignment had been due.
"Many of you know me," he intoned.
"And many of you have met my dog. Obviously, one of you has not.
I apologize to whoever slipped a term paper under my office door," he continued.
"My dog ate your homework."
The funny story above is taken from Campus Comedy.
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