Inside Jokes etc...
These are jokes, etc that my friends and I came up with. If you are not one of my friends, you most likely won't understand them. Even if you are, you probably won't get them all. Most of them are between Kim, Lainie, Karen or Sunny Boy.
# 16, 30, 31, and 47 are courtesy of a girl in my BIO class. These are actual things she asked in class!
# 18, and 33 are from work (c'mon, Zellers rocks! lol)
I'm so smart. S-M-R-T
I'd be my own colour because I'm unique!
Jesse
So how many times do you have to visit the Laura Secord Homestead?
Who Wants to be a Math Geek?
André
The boat room (Montréal)
The reject room (Niagara on the Lake) - the washroom in the hall, the wall that moves, the closet that's painted shut and the guy that snores!
He was "packing his bags" after the "dance" at the "ski trip"
The English Room & Music Room fights (AH!)
Toby - "He appealed to his men, 'Men...'"
Driving down Queen street and talking about... pimping... Walking to the Soby's after exams and somehow talking about... pimp canes and gold teeth... sitting in the caf while making title pages and talking about... pimps, squeegie kids and trailer parks (aren't we sophist-a-ma-cated? lol)
Flipper-X
Kim - climbing onto a bunk bed & managing to stick your feet out the window - now that's talent!
Two words - "Anthrax Spray"
"So where does the plant embryo go?"
3M pays big bucks for Mark's new invention: white-outed staples with cow spots!
The conspiracy theorist is a Klepto! The truth is revealed!
There is only one reason to watch Star Wars Episode 2
What do you mean we missed New Years? Let's try that again! (5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Happy Belated New Years!)
I got into a cat fight with a dracula with paper fangs!
Elaine - stop filming the ducks!
"Let's go see a movie in St. Cathrine's"
The butt dance
"Does Canada have a shoreline?" *silence*
Chad + Liz (uh... I mean Jay)
"That's romantic... In a stalker kind of way"
ALONT
"My teacher says that everyone should get the flu shot so that if you get anthrax you'll know it's not the flu"
"Can we have a moment of silence for Mr. Dress Up?"
The Unique Spaz Master
Customer: "I want a chair"
Jamie: "What kind of chair?
Customer: "A chair with arms"Chickackers
Running electricity backwards through a resistor to create energy! So how do you figure that?
"Write down everything that you see" --> AHHH! It's giving me nightmares!
The Pediphile Smile
"Call me..." *licks lips*
The multiple takes for the Chickackers commercial... "Can we do that again?"
S.K.A.R.S. for life!
The Aarti Squeel
Lucifer Solomon -> Karen's Devil Loverboy
Entering OAC English - deja vu - this feels a lot like grade nine!
The jig!
My electric elbow
"Corn flakes are made from wheat!"
The eye twitch. - "What happens to the CoffeeShopDiva after too many mocha javas"
We mourn the death of the mud bacteria...
70's science moves rock!
The liver experiment.... yum yum, I really want to eat that! *gag*
"jhfkjshfjsahfkjhskj.... I was having a hand spasm"
ENOUGH WITH THE MUHU!
"That's mammeth!"
"Say her I tell hi" --> I learn Canadian real good
Driving to school, yet walking home! *blush*
Pixie, MiniPix, Java Junkie, Mocha McJava, Shibbs. How many names can one person have?
YOINK!
*Bowm chica bowm wow*
Maaaa- Dam
Shepards in kilts
Western porn music
The Sprite Vs. 7up War
Everything naturally leads to pimping
"Honesty used to pay in this day in age" -- Good one Kim!
It is CX damnit!
Egg plants!
"The Thing"
Hornets in the washroom
"Lil Thinglet"
Bush-man
Bush-woman
The "Weeping" Willow
Barbie says, "Math is hard!"
"Me like hockey"