Funny Funny
Written by :
Ryutsume
Linkgirl
Tatsutahime
Setting: Tatsu’s “Lookout”
Time: ??? (Who knows....who cares)
Ruutsu: OK!!! ... How do we start this...?
Miya: ... ............................................
... HE~LLO!?!!?
Tatsu: Shutup, I’m waiting for the bathroom...*bangs
on the door* GET OUT YIKU!!
Tsume:O.O;
Aerian:*runs in hiding*HELP!!!!
Tsume:What now?
Miya: -___________-;;;; This is SOOO dumb....
Yami B: *Runs into the room grinning ear to ear (in a
pirate outfit... ^^;)*
LGs: oh no...
Tatsu: Maybe I should drag that anti-social bandit
out of hiding....
Aerian: *Points at YB* That’s the psycho guy that I
accidentally ran into!!!!!
Amadan: *Walks in calmly* Oh! Yami Bakura, there you
are! *Smile*
Yami B: O________O; *Points (with a sword toward
Amadan)* EVILL!!! EVIL CURSED...THING!!!!
Tatsu: Bakura...*goes up to the pirate-impersonator*
Yami B: ... *Turns to her with a frown*
Miya: uhh...
Tatsu: *glomps him* I WANNA BE A PIRATE TOO!
All (besides Yami B, who has a weird grin on his
face): O_____________O;;;
Amadan: What-!?
Vash:*Pops in* DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^
Tatsu: *mutters* I swear I gotta get that door
fixed...
Yami B: *Grinning*
Miya: O__o; T-Tatsu...!?
Yami B: *(to Tatsu) Motions toward the door to a
random room and exits through it*
Tatsu: ??? Uh...*follows*
Miya: *Slaps her head* oh no, oh no, oh no!!!
Amadan: o__o
Vash: Why was that man dressed like that?
Karen: *blinks, grins and disappears*
Link: *Runs in* Amadan- Oh there you are.
Ruutsu: *Pretty much glomps him* LINK!!!! TATSU’S
GONNA BE A PIRATE TOOOOO!!!!! ><;;;
Vash: Aw...That’s not fair!!!!
Tsume: Don’t tell me you-
Vash: I wanna be one too!!!!!!!!
All: WHAT!!!?!?!?!?!?
Karaui: o.o... -___- Amadan...?
Amadan: *Who is just standing there* o_o
Karaui: AMADAN!!!
Amadan: What?
Karaui: Aren’t you trying to STOP Yami Bakura!?!
Miya: *Growls* NOW YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO STOP YOUR
GIRLFRIEND TOOO!!!!!!!
~A scream is heard and a few moments later Reika runs
in looking very frazzled, with large tears in her
robes~
Reika: *panting heavily* Why...is Tatsu, and
Bakura....dressed, as, PIRATES!?
Miya: *Grumbles* Stupid movie... ><; Which is
actually a really great movie... *Grumbles somemore*
Vash:*Pounds on the door of the random room* I WANNA
BE A PIRATE TOO!!!!!
Tsume: Isn’t someone going to stop this madness....
Aerian: Why? Pirates are cool....
Tsume: *Glomps her*
~Suddenly Vash is no longer in the room (apparently
Tatsu and YB “kidnapped” him... ^^;)~
Reika: *picks up a note that dropped on the floor*
~If you ever want to see Vash alive again
(*sweatdrop*) deposit (lots of smudges and erasing
here) Anime and Donuts Money CHERRIES! (*sweatdrops*)
we will inform you later!! <3 Signed CAPTAIN Bakura,
First Mate Tatsutahime I Love Donuts!
All: ------
______________________________________________________
__------;;; *Deadpans*
~“Woo” Wind in background can be heard~
Miya: ...... *Eye twitching slightly* I love
donuts...!!?!?!!
Link: ................ I... I think we’re going to
need more then just Amadan and me.... o.o;;;;
Reika:....I’m going to go get Sid....
Tsume: *Sighs* That’s Vash for you..... *Pounds her
fist to her other hand* I’ll help!
Aerian: I’ll call Reno and koji *Calls*
Ruutsu: *Making a regular phone appear (CELL PHONES
FRY YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!! @_@) and dials a number* ...
Hello!!! Seto? ^^; Could you maybe... Come to
Tatsu’s “Lookout”... And bring some people to
help.... Why? OH JUST COME ALREADY!!!!! *Whispers*
and bring some fire power too... ^^; we’re going to
need it... *Hang up*
Reika: *On her way out* I’ll have someone pick Mr.
Kaiba up *leaves*
~Kiyoshi walks in with Reno and Koji close behind~
Reno: Someone needed help?
Koji: What’s the problem?
Amadan: *Heading for the door* I believe I should go
and try to find our pirates.
Reno:Did you say-
Koji: Pirates?
Reno: We wanna Join!!!!!
~Both Reno and koji both do the disappearing act Vash
did~
Miya: -____-;; *Thinking* This is the stupidest...
Kiyoshi: PIRATES?!? This looks like a job for Captain
Kiyoshi!!!
Aerian: Here he goes....
Karaui: *Getting up* I think I’m going to go help
Amadan... *Walks out*
Ruutsu & Miya: *Blink-blink* o...k...
~Kaiba and other characters walk in with a woman
following behind, a few a kind of skittering away her~
Kaiba: What’s wrong?
Ruutsu: ^^; Yami B....
~groans~
Tsume: *Loading her gun* Pirates are happening.....
Aerian: It started with Tatsu wanting to join YB
Kaiba: --; stupid girl...
Woman (Nyx): Yes, yes she is....She’ll get stopped
eventually....
Notty: NOTTY!!! NOTTY WANT TO HELP TOO!!!
Some: -_____- What are you doing here!?
Notty: Notty want to help TOO!!!!!
Nyx: *raises eyebrow* A puffball? *pokes Notty*
Notty: PUFFBALL!?!?!?! NOTTY IS NOT A
PUFFBALL!!!!!!!!!! *Stomps off*
Ruutsu: No! Notty... -__- graa...
Nyx:....It’s going to get eaten...
Miya & Ruutsu: O___O;
Tsume: So are we going to stop them or not?!
Kiyoshi: What happened to Link?
Link: *Waves from a corner* Right here.
Ruutsu: *Growls* Don’t scare us like that!!! ;_; You
could disappear too!!!
Ryou: ... *Softly* What’s wrong with my Yami...?
Ruutsu: *Jumping over to Bakura* Oh don’t worry
Bakura!
Miya: *Sigh* He’s just being his regular obnoxious
self.
Kiyoshi:*To Link* Well...I hear you’re running this
pirate hunt...I’m Captain Kiyoshi!!!!!
Link: ^^; ok.
Takumi: *Mutters* Stupid thief... I say we start
looking for him... >< and his “crew”...
Nyx: *walking out of the room* Well heavens forbid we
stop you...I’ll make sure no one interferes with your
game...
Miya: *Sigh* vv; Well, let’s get this game started
then....
~At the Pirates’ ‘hideout’ (one of the many rooms)~
Bakura: Bring in the hostages!
Tatsu: *brings in Vash, Reno, Koji all tied up*
Vash: WAIT!!!! I’M NOT A HOSTAGE!!!!!! T_T *Tears*
Bakura (Yami of course): *Grins evilly*
Karaui: *Nice little voice* ^^ Hello.
Tatsu: *eyes shining* HOSTAGE! *pounces on her*
Bakura: ><; RA DAMN IT!!! TATSU!!!! GET OFF HER!!!
Tatsu: >_> But she’s a hostage...
Bakura: *Spoiling Tatsu’s fun* Let her speak.
Karaui: @_@; *Shakes out of it and getting up, giving
scared glances at Tatsu* Um... I’m here to join you.
All: *Dumbfounded looks*
Tatsu: *blinks* CREW! *pounces her again, happily*
Reno: *Whispers to Koji* This is the WEIRDEST bunch
of pirates ever....
Koji: Wait..aren’t we pirates too?
Vash:*Tears* They said we’re hostages....
Bakura: ... You WANT to be in my crew???
Karaui: *Nods*
Bakura: B-but...? Why? Of all people Miya, but
YOU!?!?!
Karaui: -_-; Well I see you’re not totally crazy
anymore... Not like you were right after we saw the
movie (Pirates of the Caribbean)...
Tatsu: Okay....so we’ve got the crew...the
hostages...and the hideout. Now all YOU need is
woman!
Bakura: *Goes bright red* WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!
Tatsu: *still going on* Sure, every pirate (captain)
has some kind of woman for him; whether on land or
with him at sea; whether she be a wife, a daughter, a
girlfriend or a prostitute-
Bakura: *Going even more red* Daughter-!?!?!?
Tatsu: Yeah! Well, maybe not, usually it’s somekind
of woman in revealing clothes who hangs on him all
the time...why am I having Rurouni Kenshin flashes?
Bakura: *Trying to get bad images out of his head*
Vash: *Complaining* Don’t I get a woman?
Karaui: oh god...!
Tatsu: You have Meryl! Anyways, because I sure as
hell ain’t gonna do it, and because TECHNICALLY
Karaui, Miya and Ruutsu are the SAME. Why don’t we
just dress KARAUI up for the part?
Karaui: ((O_______________O));;;
Bakura: . . . . . . .
Karaui: T-Tatsu!!? ;__; HOW could you!?!?!
Tatsu: Wha~at?
Karaui: And I thought you were my friend!!
Tatsu: I AM! I’m just trying to get everything RIGHT!
Bakura: *Slaps his head*
Tatsu: Your going to give yourself brain damage!
Bakura: \_/++ *Holds up a fist toward Tatsu* Good
idea!!
Tatsu: *getting the wrong idea* >_> I’M the first
mate, and I don’t look good in a kimono
Bakura: *Animefall* What the f***!??!?
Karaui: *Gasps*
All: >_>
Karaui: -__-
Bakura: *Starts charging toward Tatsu, ready to punch
her*
Tatsu: *blinks* Are you trying for a mutiny ALREADY?
Bakura: *Animefall again*
Vash: HEY!!!! STOP!!! Remember *Somehow got out of
his ropes and does his signs* LOVE AND PEACE!!! LOVE
AND PEACE!!!!! Say it with me now!!! LOVE AND
PEACE!!!!!
Tatsu: *joins in*
Bakura: ;______; Why......??? I should have stayed a
lone pirate....
~Somewhere in the halls...~
Notty: ... Tatsu has a laundry room!? -____- And last
time LinkGirl came here she didn’t even have a
bathroom....
Yiku: *walks around a corner* Well he~llo, what are
YOU doing here? *grins*
Notty: o.o *Runs into the laundry room with no
hesitation*
~In Laundry room (Which so happens to be the random
room the “crew” are inhabiting)~
Notty: *Running in*
All: *Stare at Notty*
Notty: ... scary...
Yiku: *slams open door (right into Vash’s face)*
Hey! Meat! *sees Tatsu* What are YOU doing here?
Tatsu: ^_^ I’m being pirate!
Vash:*Closes the door Tearing* Ow that really hurt!!!!
Notty: ;__; *very quietly* stay away...
Tatsu: >_> I told you if you’re hungry you can go out
and hunt, no eating the pets
Notty: PET!?!?!?
Tatsu: *whispers to Notty* Act like it if you want to
live to see tomorrow
Karaui: *To herself* So a shred of sanity remains....
Notty: O.O um...yea...?
Tatsu: Yeah...You wanna join?!
Yiku: *looks at the motley ‘crew’* No *#%^&@$
chance...*walks out*
Bakura: WHAT!? What are you doing!?!? I’m making
the decisions here!!!
Vash: *Wraps one arm around Bakura* Aw come on! Share
the power!!!!^^
Bakura: *Back punch right into Vash’s face (without
even looking at him), coldly* Don’t EVER touch me
again.
Vash: *Tears Holding his nose* You forgot Love and
peace brother...
Notty: Ooooh!! Pirates?? COOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
^_______________^
Karaui: *Eye twitching* scary!
Reno: Can you untie us now?
Koji: We’ll be good pirates....
Tatsu: Depends....what’ll you give us?
Karaui: oh lord...
Reno: Well...What’d you want?
Bakura: *Whisper* for her to shut up...!
Tatsu: *elbows him* I’m HELPING you-
Bakura: HELPING GIVE ME A HEADACHE!!!!
Tatsu: Well unless you’d rather do this by yourself,
without ANY idea of WHAT you’re doing and ANY
order.....Hey, I wonder how many words I can randomly
capitalize!
Bakura: *mutters* I was still better off before you
came along...
Tatsu: *makes really sad, watery eyes* You’ll make me
cry
Bakura: And what the hell do I care?
Tatsu: *glomps him and starts to cry* I’m
soooooooorry! *sniffs* I was only trying to
HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Karaui: o_o uh...
Bakura: @_@
Reno: Not to be insensitive or anything...but...you
never answered us...
Vash: Hey now...you didn’t have to make her cry...she
was trying to help... come on...apologize!!!!!
Bakura: @____@ why me................
Karaui: ^^;
~Main Room...~
Ruutsu: *Sigh* This has got to be the most stupidest
thing in the world (and in a way it is...)
Yiku: No &$*% kidding....
Iries:....
Ruutsu: >< Gah, my ears!!
Aerian: Habalala....She swore...
Yiku: Get over it
Sayuri: *Awfully close to Sans* HI!^^
Sans: *grins wildly at her*
Sayuri: I’m Sayuri!! ^^
Ruutsu: o______o funeral wish...
Sans: *still grinning madly, starts to say something
but Iries interrupts him*
Iries: *glares at him* You. Go. NOW.
Sayuri: O.O; He doesn’t have to go....
Iries: Oh yeah, SURE he doesn’t HAVE to go. Just
like you don’t HAVE to see your next birthday
Sayuri: O.o; What are you talking about?
Sans: *tries to drag Sayuri out by her hair....*
Sayuri: *Hits Sans with her cane*
Sans: *bites her*
Ryaa {Age:15}: -__- this is beyond stupidity...
Aerian: *Grabs Kenshin’s sword* Give Sayuri BACK!!!!!
Kenshin: O___O Oro?!? (something like ‘huh?’)
Sans: *gives her a passing glance. Grabs the sword*
Aerian: O.o;; Uh...Please?
Kenshin: *trying to break them up* Maa maa....(Now
now...)
Yiku: *getting annoyed* *mumbles* Stupid
*#@&$...*starts to drag Sans out....by his hair -_-;;*
Sans: *squirming, yelling, kicking, screaming,
growling and doing other things of distress and/or
anger*
Iries:...
Ruutsu: uh... ^^; Kenshin? Could you maybe stick to
speaking in English?
Kenshin: *smiles* Of course, de gozaru
Sayuri: *Catches herself then throws herself onto
Kenshin* My hero!!! ^^
Aerian: She almost dies and she still Flirts....-_-;
Iries: >_>..
Ruutsu: ^^;;; ...Just wondering but...Kenshin, I
though you were supposed to be helping Link and the
others...!
Kenshin: I thought about it, that I did. But I
thought that no harm could truly come to anyone here
now, so we should let them have their fun.
Ruutsu: ^^; Okiee dokiee then...!
Ryaa: *Mutters darkly*
~Random Hall~ [[Date: 7/20/03 (Next morning...- To
Tatsu, early morning)]]
Joey: THIS IS SO COOL!!! ^__^
Gourry: Too bad Lina didn’t want to come.
Reika: Maybe that was a good thing, Ms. Lina’s a
bandit hunter and Iries is a bandit and both are
powerful with bad tempers.....
Sid: Scary ain’t it?
Takumi: That stupid thief...
Xellos: ... *Hears something* ..... *Stops*
Everyone: Huh? *Looks at Xellos*
~Total slaughter, total slaughter, we won’t live a
single man alive. La di da di die genocide, la di da
di duh and ocean of blood, let’s begin the killing
time~
Reika: O_O
Sid: Isn’t that the song Tatsu sings-?
Takumi: What the-?!
~Lights go out, a couple high pitched screams are
heard~
...
~When he lights come back on Joey and Gourry are gone~
Takumi: JOEY!? JOEY!?!?
Xellos: ^_^ *Smiling* It seems that two of our group
have disappeared.
Reika: @_@ Nooo.....
Takumi: Joey...! *Sigh*
~Another Random Hall~
Ryou: Oh no... We’re lost...
Naku: Don’t worry!
Ryou: hm...
~Yet Another Random Hall~
Miya: *Grumbling* I’m going to kill that guy....
Kiyoshi: *Bothering link this whole time* So are you
a captain too?!
Tsume: *Eye twitches*.... I’m going to kill HIM!!!!
Link: V__V;; *Si~gh*
Kaiba: *Snickers*
Sano: *cracks his knuckles* When I find ‘em....
Link: ^^; We’re not trying to kill them.
Kiyoshi: So Captain Link is the leader.... Well, Then
we must obey him!!!!
Tsume: *Lunges at Kiyoshi*
Kaiba: *Still snickering*
Link: *Si~iigh* vv; i’m not a captain...
Kiyoshi: Well sure you are! *Dodges Tsume* You are
the leader.... And since this is a pirate hunt... WE
need a captain!!! Unless... -You wanna be peter pan?
Tsume: *Deadpans*
Link: \_/++++ WH~AT!?!?!
Miya: uh oh.
Kaiba: *Pats Kiyoshi on the back* I advise that you
run.
Kiyoshi: ??? What? They fought Pirates.... He kinda
looks like him too!!!
Tsume: *Choking Kiyoshi* YOU SHOULDN’T TALK ABOUT
PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE RIGHT THERE!!!!!
Link: \_/++++++ *Lots of tickmarks*
Amadan: *Stops* Wait.... Listen. Someone’s coming
All: . . .
~Smoke issues from down the hall
Tatsu: ~Drench the halls with gasoline~
Vash: Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tatsu: ~Light a match and watch it gleam~
Vash: Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tatsu: ~Watch your group fall prey to pirates~
Vash: Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tatsu: ~Aren’t you glad you played with matches?~
Vash: Wait, that doesn’t rhyme!
Tatsu: Who cares!
Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la
Kiyoshi: *Clapping* ^^ YAY!!!! BRAVO!!!!
Sano: *Awkwardly clapping*
Amadan: ^_^ *Clapping*
Miya, Kaiba, Tsume, & Link: -____-;; Oh god....
Tatsu: Hi Amadan! Muahaha! *pulls out a remote
control and presses a button*
...
...
Tatsu: *presses it harder* Work you stupid thing!!
*continues pressing it*
Vash: ^^; Come on..press harder.... *Grabs it from
her and presses* Gah!!! *Throws it down and stomps on
it and it works* ^^; Works now....
~Lights go out~
All: What-!?
Thud, crash...grab-
Miya: GRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
SMACK!!!
~Lights go back on, Tatsu and Vash + Sano and Kiyoshi
are gone~
Miya: *Breathing hard* \__/++++
Amadan, Kaiba, & Link: @______@ gaaahh.... *All half-
unconscious against separate walls (with a “Smack-
mark” on each of their faces)*
Tsume: *blinking*
Miya: Bastards! *Stomps off*
~Tatsu and company running down the hall~
Vash: *Looks back and giggles then sighs* Too bad
they had to take the punishment for me.... OH well...
Tatsu: You’re such a pervert Vash...
Sano and Kiyoshi: *knocked out and being dragged by
their feet (how’d they knock Sano out man? >_<)
~Pirates Laundry Room!~
Tatsu and Vash enter
Bakura: *knocked out (temporary mutiny)*
Tatsu: *throws the new hostages with Joey and Gourry
(tied up)*
Karaui: O.O; W-What are you doing???!!!
Joey: Wha-? You crazy people! Lemme go lemme go lemme
GO!
Tatsu: Hostages! ^_^
Vash: *In Joey’s face* That’s Mister or Miss Pirate
to YOU! * Makes a serious face*
Gourry: Pirate?
Notty: -__- Yeah, a pirate, Gourry... You do know
what that is, don’t you???
Gourry: Of course!
All: >_>
Tatsu: *knocks them out (sleeping powder or something)
*
Karaui: *Walks over to Yami Bakura and starts poking
him* .... Why’d you knock out Yami B...?
Tatsu: Because he wasn’t being fun....Soo....*looks
at everyone. Both Tatsu and Bakura are all dressed
up in pirate gear (complete with earrings and
swords!), everyone else is still in their normal
clothes* *points dramatically* You can’t wear THAT!!
Notty: Notty isn’t wearing anything! *She’s a little
creature thing (Think Pommy from Bomberman)*
Vash: *Jumps around* YAY we get to dress up now!!!!!!
Karaui: *Sinks into a corner* o.o;
Tatsu: *grins evilly and grabs everyone and drags
them into a dark corner*
The hostages: o_o;;;;;;;
~A few shouts, bangs, and a muffled shriek is heard~
Tatsu: *walks out proudly* Done!
~Everyone walks out, decked in pirate clothes (Even
Notty, who has a bandana)...except for Karaui~
Vash: YAY!!! I got a loopy gold earring!!!! And this
cool bandana!!!!^^
Tatsu: *sing song* Kara~u~i~
Karaui: ...................... *Who can not be seen*
Tatsu: Aw, come on! ^__^ I made you all pretty!
Karaui: Pretty my aspirin.
Tatsu: -_- I’ll drag you out
Karaui: No you won’t.
Tatsu: *goes to drag her out*
Karaui: *Who’s “glued” her self to the floor*
Tatsu: *Makes a light shine on her*
~Karaui is wearing an outfit scarily similar to
Yumi’s (Rurouni Kenshin)~
Tatsu: I even gave you pretty green lipstick!
Karaui: *Breathing hard* \_/++++
Vash: *Mouth hangs open* YAH!!! *Runs to Karaui*
MARRY ME!!!!!
~POW!!!!!!!~
Karaui: *Gets up and calmly walks out of the room*
Tatsu: Hey! You can’t leave! *tries to drag her back*
You’re either crew or a hostage!
Karaui: *Serious face* X-crew member... *Puts a
sleeping spell on Tatsu and walks out*
Vash: *Rubs his cheek and sighs* I should stick to
people who already like me... At least they don’t
hurt!!!
Kiyoshi:*Comes to* huh? where am I?
Bakura: *Groans*
Notty: umm... *Not knowing what to do exactly*
~Other hostages start to wake up~
Kiyoshi: *Whining* You CAPTURED me? Wait til captain
Link hears about this!! He’ll come find me!!! Or was
he peter pan....
~By Link’s “Hunters”~
Link: THANK DIN, HE’S GONE!!!
~Back in Laundry Room~
Vash: Wake up!!! *Poking Tatsu* HEY I SAID GET
UP!!!!! * Whacks her*
Tatsu: *gets up groggily* Ow....*sees the hostages
waking up* YAY! *pounces on them*
Bakura: What the...?
Tatsu: *hanging off Sano* Oh, ^_^ Hiya Baku-chan....
Bakura: *Getting up* What the hell!?!
Tatsu: Well, ye see....IT WASN’T MY FAULT! I SWEAR!
VASH MADE ME DO IT!!!
Vash: *Shocked* HEY DON’T BLAME ME!!!! YOU DID
IT!!!!! Don’t listen to HER!!!!!! I’M INNOCENT.....
*Sighs* Everyone loves to blame me for EVERYTHING!!!!!
Bakura: THIS IS DONE!!!!! YOU’RE THE SADDEST CREW
I’VE EVER SEEN... of course you’re the only crew i’ve
ever seen... but... ><; RA DAMN IT!!! *Stomps out*
Tatsu: *blinks* I think we’ve just be mutiny-ed....
Sano: >_> You’re not sane are you?
Tatsu: No....Hey! I’m the first mate and the captain
left so that means....
All: Oh no....
Tatsu: I’m the captain!!!!!!! ^_^
Vash: That’s not fair!!
Tatsu: Yeah it is! That makes you the first mate!
Vash: Oh, OK!! ^_^
Tatsu: *turns to the hostages* You all either have
the choice of becoming part of our crew or walking
the plank!
Kiyoshi: NEVER!!! Captain Link/Peter Pan will rescue
me!!!!!!
~Flashes to the crew in the bathroom, there is a
piece of wood hanging over the bathtub with Kiyoshi
on it (apparently he was the only one who refused)*
Gourry: *with an eyepatch*
Sano: *With a cape and a bandana*
Joey: *with a stuffed animal on his shoulder, that
keeps falling off*
Kiyoshi: *dressed in martyr clothes (courtesy of
Tatsutahime!)*
Notty: If you dare challenge the Black- er, I mean
Anime Pirates!! You’ll walk the plank!! *Smiles* ^_^
~Random Hall... Again~
(The two “Hunter groups” have joined)
Kaiba: What are you going to do now?
Reika: I hope Tatsu’s not doing anything rash...
Link: vv; Well... Let’s just continue searching I
guess...
Miya: *Walks up to them* Okay, so I got lost...
Link, Kaiba, & Amadan: *Move a bit away from her*
Takumi: ... Hey...? BAKURA!??
Bakura: *Freezes, passing down some random hall* ...
Tsume: HEY CAPTAIN YAMI BAKURA!!!!!!!
Bakura: *Grumbles*
Takumi: *Launches at Yami B*
Bakura: O_O
Takumi: *Smirking, tying him up*
Bakura: -_-;
Reika: Baku-chan!
Tsume: SO captain... where’s your so called “crew”....
Bakura: GRAAAH!!!! ><++;;
All: Wa-?
Miya: *Grins* So what’s wrong all mighty captain-
pirate?
Xellos: *Smiling* ^_^ So it seems that Bakura is
found. My work here is done. *just disappears*
All: . . .
Amadan: *Starts to disappear too*
Bakura: NO!!! WAIT!!!!! YOU’VE GOT TO STOP
HER!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: Who?
Bakura: ;_; Tatsu.......and that crazy...pervert...
Link: *Glances at Kaiba*
Kaiba: -__-; Don’t you dare look at me like that...
Tsume: *Grabs Yami B* WHAT’D YOU DO WITH
VASH????!!!!????*Growls*
Yami B: -______-;; They’re in the laundry room.
Kiyoshi: *Comes in all wet WHINING* CAPTAIN
LINK/PETER PAN!!!!!*Tears* They made me walk the
plank!!! *Sobs on Link*
Link: O-O;;; ok. GRAH! YOU’RE GETTING ME ALL WET!!!!!!
Reika and Sid who had stood by watching all of this
Sid: *cracks knuckles* Okay, the crazy girl’s gone
too far now
Reika: *faintly* They have a PLANK?
~A mild yell is heard and Mir’r is seen running down
the hall~
Mir’r: *soaking wet, falls onto Sid*
Crazy....pirates....Tatsu....plank
Amadan: ^^ She really has gone crazy...
Sid: *eyes glow red*
Reika: *’meeps’ and tries to run away*
Sid: *roars and goes into beserker mode. The last
they see is him smashing the walls as he runs down
the hall looking for Tatsutahime*
Tsume: *Tosses Yami B Against the wall* I DON’T HAVE
TIME FOR THIS!!!! I HAVE TO GO FIND VASH!!!!*Leaves*
YB: @.@ oye...
Kiyoshi: Captain Link/ Peter Pan...what now??!!??
*still getting Link wet*
Link: *Growls*
~Yet ANOTHER random hall~
Karaui: Huff-huff... *Running*
WAM!!!
Ryou & Karaui: @__@ *Who have just ran right into
each other*
Naku: ^^; Ouch.
Karaui: *Breathing hard* I-I have to get away from
Tatsu!
Ryou: Tatsu?
~A yell is heard and Tatsu is suddenly seen coming
down the hall on a huge cardboard ship, being carried
(or pulled) by the rest of the crew. Vash is ontop
with her with a whip~
Vash: Mush mush! *cracks the whip* Muahahahahaha!
Tatsu: *‘swoops’ down and scoops Karaui up*
Naku & Ryou: O.O... KARAUI!!!! *Chase after them*
~Random Room...once again~
Miya: *Smirking*
YB: --_________-- *All tied up*
(Miya is “guarding/watching over” Yami B)
Yami B: Are you just going to stand there...?
Miya: *Walks over to Yami B, still smirking* I was
told to watch over you.
Yami B: ---____________---;;
~Karaui yelling passes the room (AKA the giant
cardboard ship)...~
Miya & YB: O-O;
Miya: *Quickly unties Yami B* COME ON!!!!
~To main room (where all the “lazy” people are)~
Ruutsu: *YAWN* Where ARE they...?
Iries: *is sort of dozing when she snaps her head up,
concentrating hard*
Ryaa: What...?
Kenshin: ... *going serious* Something’s coming...
Sayuri: *Still hanging onto Kenshin and sighs*
Kenshin: ^^; Would you mind getting off de gozaru? I
am married...
~A loud bang is heard and the door is flung off it’s
hinges. The wall around the door has collapsed
around a giant cardboard ship.~
Kenshin: Sanosuke!
Sano: *waves sheepishly*
Sayuri: Vash?!
Ruutsu: O.O; TATSU!?!?!
~Ryou, Naku, Miya, & YB run into the room (somehow
get around the giant “ship”)~
Tatsu: I claim this land in the name of Seyruun! All
of you must either join us or.....*thinks* Karaui
gets it! *sticks a sword near her back*
Ruutsu: *Dumb expression* She’s REALLY lost it this
time...!
Tatsu: Oooh! Better yet! *dramatic pose* Surrender
your Sennen Items to me! (Preferably the Tauk or Eye)
All: *Animefall*
YB: GET A LIFE!!!!
Iries: Are you daft child?!?!?! Get DOWN from
there! *starts to get onto the boat*
Tatsu: *maniacal look* *sticks the sword further
into Karaui’s back*
Iries: *stops* *grumbles*
Karaui: *Whines*
Ryou: *slight adrenaline rush* Tatsutahime! Stop
this now!
Tatsu: Make me
YB: *Smirks* I’d be GLAD to do that!!
Tatsu: !!! CREW!
~The pirate crew draws their weapons, Joey’s stuffed
animal falls of his shoulder~
Ryaa: *Deep sigh* This is so stupid.
YB: o.o;
~A rumbling is heard, the floor starts the shake and
suddenly the ‘ship’ starts to be lifted up~
Tatsu: @_@ *losing her balance, drops her sword*
~The crew moves away from the ship as it starts to
fall apart. Tatsu and Karaui fall off as the ship
totally falls apart, revealing Yiku~
All: O_O
Iries: *grins and attacks the crew*
Tatsu: *still holding Karaui by the wrist, tries to
get her sword that’s on the floor*
Reika, Takumi, Kiyoshi, Link, Kaiba, & Amadan: *Run
in and try to restrain Iries/the crew*
Tatsu: *still trying to get to her sword*
Ryou: *Picks it up*
Tatsu: *looks up at Ryou* Hello
Ryou: *Grins* Hello.
YB: GO RYOU!!! *Gets knocked on the head by Takumi*
@__@ *WOBBLE...*
Tatsu: Are you going to kill me?
Ryou: um.
Ryaa: *Goes behind Tatsu and knocks her out with a
piece of the ship! ;p*
Tatsu: *passes out*
Yiku: *cheering* Kill her! Ouch! *rubs the side where
Reika zapped her*
~Later...~
(All “pirates/crew” are tied up)
Vash: ;_; Nooooo....we wouldn’t have done anything, I
swear!
Iries: *smacks him*
Sano: *whispering to Kenshin* Come on Kenshin, get me
out of here!
Kenshin: ^^;
Notty: *Crying* N-Notty didn’t DO anything...
Ruutsu: -__-;
Tatsu: *starting to wake up, bleary blinks* *looks
startled as she sees everyone looking at her* Um,
hello? *sees Ruutsu and co.* What are YOU guys doing
here? *sees Tsume’s original characters* Who are
YOU? ...AND WHY AM I TIED UP?!
All: O_O ... *Delayed Animefall* GRAAAHHHH!!! SHE
DOESN’T REMEMBER!!!
Ryaa: ^_^; opps... Guess I hit her too hard....
~Lone room...~
....
Tsume: Hello...?
Sans: *grins wildly* Hello...!
^_^ THE END!!! ^_~