Fic fic </head> <body><center> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="//ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </center> <!-- Google tag (gtag.js) --> <script async src="https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-4KX380T5BD"></script> <script> window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || []; function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);} gtag('js', new Date()); gtag('config', 'G-4KX380T5BD'); </script> <!-- END GOOGLE --> <geoads></geoads> <!-- following code added by server. PLEASE REMOVE --> <!-- preceding code added by server. PLEASE REMOVE --> Funny Funny Written by : Ryutsume Linkgirl Tatsutahime <center> Setting: Tatsu’s “Lookout” Time: ??? (Who knows....who cares) Ruutsu: OK!!! ... How do we start this...? Miya: ... ............................................ ... HE~LLO!?!!? Tatsu: Shutup, I’m waiting for the bathroom...*bangs on the door* GET OUT YIKU!! Tsume:O.O; Aerian:*runs in hiding*HELP!!!! Tsume:What now? Miya: -___________-;;;; This is SOOO dumb.... Yami B: *Runs into the room grinning ear to ear (in a pirate outfit... ^^;)* LGs: oh no... Tatsu: Maybe I should drag that anti-social bandit out of hiding.... Aerian: *Points at YB* That’s the psycho guy that I accidentally ran into!!!!! Amadan: *Walks in calmly* Oh! Yami Bakura, there you are! *Smile* Yami B: O________O; *Points (with a sword toward Amadan)* EVILL!!! EVIL CURSED...THING!!!! Tatsu: Bakura...*goes up to the pirate-impersonator* Yami B: ... *Turns to her with a frown* Miya: uhh... Tatsu: *glomps him* I WANNA BE A PIRATE TOO! All (besides Yami B, who has a weird grin on his face): O_____________O;;; Amadan: What-!? Vash:*Pops in* DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^ Tatsu: *mutters* I swear I gotta get that door fixed... Yami B: *Grinning* Miya: O__o; T-Tatsu...!? Yami B: *(to Tatsu) Motions toward the door to a random room and exits through it* Tatsu: ??? Uh...*follows* Miya: *Slaps her head* oh no, oh no, oh no!!! Amadan: o__o Vash: Why was that man dressed like that? Karen: *blinks, grins and disappears* Link: *Runs in* Amadan- Oh there you are. Ruutsu: *Pretty much glomps him* LINK!!!! TATSU’S GONNA BE A PIRATE TOOOOO!!!!! ><;;; Vash: Aw...That’s not fair!!!! Tsume: Don’t tell me you- Vash: I wanna be one too!!!!!!!! All: WHAT!!!?!?!?!?!? Karaui: o.o... -___- Amadan...? Amadan: *Who is just standing there* o_o Karaui: AMADAN!!! Amadan: What? Karaui: Aren’t you trying to STOP Yami Bakura!?! Miya: *Growls* NOW YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO STOP YOUR GIRLFRIEND TOOO!!!!!!! ~A scream is heard and a few moments later Reika runs in looking very frazzled, with large tears in her robes~ Reika: *panting heavily* Why...is Tatsu, and Bakura....dressed, as, PIRATES!? Miya: *Grumbles* Stupid movie... ><; Which is actually a really great movie... *Grumbles somemore* Vash:*Pounds on the door of the random room* I WANNA BE A PIRATE TOO!!!!! Tsume: Isn’t someone going to stop this madness.... Aerian: Why? Pirates are cool.... Tsume: *Glomps her* ~Suddenly Vash is no longer in the room (apparently Tatsu and YB “kidnapped” him... ^^;)~ Reika: *picks up a note that dropped on the floor* ~If you ever want to see Vash alive again (*sweatdrop*) deposit (lots of smudges and erasing here) Anime and Donuts Money CHERRIES! (*sweatdrops*) we will inform you later!! <3 Signed CAPTAIN Bakura, First Mate Tatsutahime I Love Donuts! All: ------ ______________________________________________________ __------;;; *Deadpans* ~“Woo” Wind in background can be heard~ Miya: ...... *Eye twitching slightly* I love donuts...!!?!?!! Link: ................ I... I think we’re going to need more then just Amadan and me.... o.o;;;; Reika:....I’m going to go get Sid.... Tsume: *Sighs* That’s Vash for you..... *Pounds her fist to her other hand* I’ll help! Aerian: I’ll call Reno and koji *Calls* Ruutsu: *Making a regular phone appear (CELL PHONES FRY YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!! @_@) and dials a number* ... Hello!!! Seto? ^^; Could you maybe... Come to Tatsu’s “Lookout”... And bring some people to help.... Why? OH JUST COME ALREADY!!!!! *Whispers* and bring some fire power too... ^^; we’re going to need it... *Hang up* Reika: *On her way out* I’ll have someone pick Mr. Kaiba up *leaves* ~Kiyoshi walks in with Reno and Koji close behind~ Reno: Someone needed help? Koji: What’s the problem? Amadan: *Heading for the door* I believe I should go and try to find our pirates. Reno:Did you say- Koji: Pirates? Reno: We wanna Join!!!!! ~Both Reno and koji both do the disappearing act Vash did~ Miya: -____-;; *Thinking* This is the stupidest... Kiyoshi: PIRATES?!? This looks like a job for Captain Kiyoshi!!! Aerian: Here he goes.... Karaui: *Getting up* I think I’m going to go help Amadan... *Walks out* Ruutsu & Miya: *Blink-blink* o...k... ~Kaiba and other characters walk in with a woman following behind, a few a kind of skittering away her~ Kaiba: What’s wrong? Ruutsu: ^^; Yami B.... ~groans~ Tsume: *Loading her gun* Pirates are happening..... Aerian: It started with Tatsu wanting to join YB Kaiba: --; stupid girl... Woman (Nyx): Yes, yes she is....She’ll get stopped eventually.... Notty: NOTTY!!! NOTTY WANT TO HELP TOO!!! Some: -_____- What are you doing here!? Notty: Notty want to help TOO!!!!! Nyx: *raises eyebrow* A puffball? *pokes Notty* Notty: PUFFBALL!?!?!?! NOTTY IS NOT A PUFFBALL!!!!!!!!!! *Stomps off* Ruutsu: No! Notty... -__- graa... Nyx:....It’s going to get eaten... Miya & Ruutsu: O___O; Tsume: So are we going to stop them or not?! Kiyoshi: What happened to Link? Link: *Waves from a corner* Right here. Ruutsu: *Growls* Don’t scare us like that!!! ;_; You could disappear too!!! Ryou: ... *Softly* What’s wrong with my Yami...? Ruutsu: *Jumping over to Bakura* Oh don’t worry Bakura! Miya: *Sigh* He’s just being his regular obnoxious self. Kiyoshi:*To Link* Well...I hear you’re running this pirate hunt...I’m Captain Kiyoshi!!!!! Link: ^^; ok. Takumi: *Mutters* Stupid thief... I say we start looking for him... >< and his “crew”... Nyx: *walking out of the room* Well heavens forbid we stop you...I’ll make sure no one interferes with your game... Miya: *Sigh* vv; Well, let’s get this game started then.... ~At the Pirates’ ‘hideout’ (one of the many rooms)~ Bakura: Bring in the hostages! Tatsu: *brings in Vash, Reno, Koji all tied up* Vash: WAIT!!!! I’M NOT A HOSTAGE!!!!!! T_T *Tears* Bakura (Yami of course): *Grins evilly* Karaui: *Nice little voice* ^^ Hello. Tatsu: *eyes shining* HOSTAGE! *pounces on her* Bakura: ><; RA DAMN IT!!! TATSU!!!! GET OFF HER!!! Tatsu: >_> But she’s a hostage... Bakura: *Spoiling Tatsu’s fun* Let her speak. Karaui: @_@; *Shakes out of it and getting up, giving scared glances at Tatsu* Um... I’m here to join you. All: *Dumbfounded looks* Tatsu: *blinks* CREW! *pounces her again, happily* Reno: *Whispers to Koji* This is the WEIRDEST bunch of pirates ever.... Koji: Wait..aren’t we pirates too? Vash:*Tears* They said we’re hostages.... Bakura: ... You WANT to be in my crew??? Karaui: *Nods* Bakura: B-but...? Why? Of all people Miya, but YOU!?!?! Karaui: -_-; Well I see you’re not totally crazy anymore... Not like you were right after we saw the movie (Pirates of the Caribbean)... Tatsu: Okay....so we’ve got the crew...the hostages...and the hideout. Now all YOU need is woman! Bakura: *Goes bright red* WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?! Tatsu: *still going on* Sure, every pirate (captain) has some kind of woman for him; whether on land or with him at sea; whether she be a wife, a daughter, a girlfriend or a prostitute- Bakura: *Going even more red* Daughter-!?!?!? Tatsu: Yeah! Well, maybe not, usually it’s somekind of woman in revealing clothes who hangs on him all the time...why am I having Rurouni Kenshin flashes? Bakura: *Trying to get bad images out of his head* Vash: *Complaining* Don’t I get a woman? Karaui: oh god...! Tatsu: You have Meryl! Anyways, because I sure as hell ain’t gonna do it, and because TECHNICALLY Karaui, Miya and Ruutsu are the SAME. Why don’t we just dress KARAUI up for the part? Karaui: ((O_______________O));;; Bakura: . . . . . . . Karaui: T-Tatsu!!? ;__; HOW could you!?!?! Tatsu: Wha~at? Karaui: And I thought you were my friend!! Tatsu: I AM! I’m just trying to get everything RIGHT! Bakura: *Slaps his head* Tatsu: Your going to give yourself brain damage! Bakura: \_/++ *Holds up a fist toward Tatsu* Good idea!! Tatsu: *getting the wrong idea* >_> I’M the first mate, and I don’t look good in a kimono Bakura: *Animefall* What the f***!??!? Karaui: *Gasps* All: >_> Karaui: -__- Bakura: *Starts charging toward Tatsu, ready to punch her* Tatsu: *blinks* Are you trying for a mutiny ALREADY? Bakura: *Animefall again* Vash: HEY!!!! STOP!!! Remember *Somehow got out of his ropes and does his signs* LOVE AND PEACE!!! LOVE AND PEACE!!!!! Say it with me now!!! LOVE AND PEACE!!!!! Tatsu: *joins in* Bakura: ;______; Why......??? I should have stayed a lone pirate.... ~Somewhere in the halls...~ Notty: ... Tatsu has a laundry room!? -____- And last time LinkGirl came here she didn’t even have a bathroom.... Yiku: *walks around a corner* Well he~llo, what are YOU doing here? *grins* Notty: o.o *Runs into the laundry room with no hesitation* ~In Laundry room (Which so happens to be the random room the “crew” are inhabiting)~ Notty: *Running in* All: *Stare at Notty* Notty: ... scary... Yiku: *slams open door (right into Vash’s face)* Hey! Meat! *sees Tatsu* What are YOU doing here? Tatsu: ^_^ I’m being pirate! Vash:*Closes the door Tearing* Ow that really hurt!!!! Notty: ;__; *very quietly* stay away... Tatsu: >_> I told you if you’re hungry you can go out and hunt, no eating the pets Notty: PET!?!?!? Tatsu: *whispers to Notty* Act like it if you want to live to see tomorrow Karaui: *To herself* So a shred of sanity remains.... Notty: O.O um...yea...? Tatsu: Yeah...You wanna join?! Yiku: *looks at the motley ‘crew’* No *#%^&@$ chance...*walks out* Bakura: WHAT!? What are you doing!?!? I’m making the decisions here!!! Vash: *Wraps one arm around Bakura* Aw come on! Share the power!!!!^^ Bakura: *Back punch right into Vash’s face (without even looking at him), coldly* Don’t EVER touch me again. Vash: *Tears Holding his nose* You forgot Love and peace brother... Notty: Ooooh!! Pirates?? COOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!! ^_______________^ Karaui: *Eye twitching* scary! Reno: Can you untie us now? Koji: We’ll be good pirates.... Tatsu: Depends....what’ll you give us? Karaui: oh lord... Reno: Well...What’d you want? Bakura: *Whisper* for her to shut up...! Tatsu: *elbows him* I’m HELPING you- Bakura: HELPING GIVE ME A HEADACHE!!!! Tatsu: Well unless you’d rather do this by yourself, without ANY idea of WHAT you’re doing and ANY order.....Hey, I wonder how many words I can randomly capitalize! Bakura: *mutters* I was still better off before you came along... Tatsu: *makes really sad, watery eyes* You’ll make me cry Bakura: And what the hell do I care? Tatsu: *glomps him and starts to cry* I’m soooooooorry! *sniffs* I was only trying to HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! Karaui: o_o uh... Bakura: @_@ Reno: Not to be insensitive or anything...but...you never answered us... Vash: Hey now...you didn’t have to make her cry...she was trying to help... come on...apologize!!!!! Bakura: @____@ why me................ Karaui: ^^; ~Main Room...~ Ruutsu: *Sigh* This has got to be the most stupidest thing in the world (and in a way it is...) Yiku: No &$*% kidding.... Iries:.... Ruutsu: >< Gah, my ears!! Aerian: Habalala....She swore... Yiku: Get over it Sayuri: *Awfully close to Sans* HI!^^ Sans: *grins wildly at her* Sayuri: I’m Sayuri!! ^^ Ruutsu: o______o funeral wish... Sans: *still grinning madly, starts to say something but Iries interrupts him* Iries: *glares at him* You. Go. NOW. Sayuri: O.O; He doesn’t have to go.... Iries: Oh yeah, SURE he doesn’t HAVE to go. Just like you don’t HAVE to see your next birthday Sayuri: O.o; What are you talking about? Sans: *tries to drag Sayuri out by her hair....* Sayuri: *Hits Sans with her cane* Sans: *bites her* Ryaa {Age:15}: -__- this is beyond stupidity... Aerian: *Grabs Kenshin’s sword* Give Sayuri BACK!!!!! Kenshin: O___O Oro?!? (something like ‘huh?’) Sans: *gives her a passing glance. Grabs the sword* Aerian: O.o;; Uh...Please? Kenshin: *trying to break them up* Maa maa....(Now now...) Yiku: *getting annoyed* *mumbles* Stupid *#@&$...*starts to drag Sans out....by his hair -_-;;* Sans: *squirming, yelling, kicking, screaming, growling and doing other things of distress and/or anger* Iries:... Ruutsu: uh... ^^; Kenshin? Could you maybe stick to speaking in English? Kenshin: *smiles* Of course, de gozaru Sayuri: *Catches herself then throws herself onto Kenshin* My hero!!! ^^ Aerian: She almost dies and she still Flirts....-_-; Iries: >_>.. Ruutsu: ^^;;; ...Just wondering but...Kenshin, I though you were supposed to be helping Link and the others...! Kenshin: I thought about it, that I did. But I thought that no harm could truly come to anyone here now, so we should let them have their fun. Ruutsu: ^^; Okiee dokiee then...! Ryaa: *Mutters darkly* ~Random Hall~ [[Date: 7/20/03 (Next morning...- To Tatsu, early morning)]] Joey: THIS IS SO COOL!!! ^__^ Gourry: Too bad Lina didn’t want to come. Reika: Maybe that was a good thing, Ms. Lina’s a bandit hunter and Iries is a bandit and both are powerful with bad tempers..... Sid: Scary ain’t it? Takumi: That stupid thief... Xellos: ... *Hears something* ..... *Stops* Everyone: Huh? *Looks at Xellos* ~Total slaughter, total slaughter, we won’t live a single man alive. La di da di die genocide, la di da di duh and ocean of blood, let’s begin the killing time~ Reika: O_O Sid: Isn’t that the song Tatsu sings-? Takumi: What the-?! ~Lights go out, a couple high pitched screams are heard~ ... ~When he lights come back on Joey and Gourry are gone~ Takumi: JOEY!? JOEY!?!? Xellos: ^_^ *Smiling* It seems that two of our group have disappeared. Reika: @_@ Nooo..... Takumi: Joey...! *Sigh* ~Another Random Hall~ Ryou: Oh no... We’re lost... Naku: Don’t worry! Ryou: hm... ~Yet Another Random Hall~ Miya: *Grumbling* I’m going to kill that guy.... Kiyoshi: *Bothering link this whole time* So are you a captain too?! Tsume: *Eye twitches*.... I’m going to kill HIM!!!! Link: V__V;; *Si~gh* Kaiba: *Snickers* Sano: *cracks his knuckles* When I find ‘em.... Link: ^^; We’re not trying to kill them. Kiyoshi: So Captain Link is the leader.... Well, Then we must obey him!!!! Tsume: *Lunges at Kiyoshi* Kaiba: *Still snickering* Link: *Si~iigh* vv; i’m not a captain... Kiyoshi: Well sure you are! *Dodges Tsume* You are the leader.... And since this is a pirate hunt... WE need a captain!!! Unless... -You wanna be peter pan? Tsume: *Deadpans* Link: \_/++++ WH~AT!?!?! Miya: uh oh. Kaiba: *Pats Kiyoshi on the back* I advise that you run. Kiyoshi: ??? What? They fought Pirates.... He kinda looks like him too!!! Tsume: *Choking Kiyoshi* YOU SHOULDN’T TALK ABOUT PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE RIGHT THERE!!!!! Link: \_/++++++ *Lots of tickmarks* Amadan: *Stops* Wait.... Listen. Someone’s coming All: . . . ~Smoke issues from down the hall Tatsu: ~Drench the halls with gasoline~ Vash: Fa la la la la, la la la la Tatsu: ~Light a match and watch it gleam~ Vash: Fa la la la la, la la la la Tatsu: ~Watch your group fall prey to pirates~ Vash: Fa la la la la, la la la la Tatsu: ~Aren’t you glad you played with matches?~ Vash: Wait, that doesn’t rhyme! Tatsu: Who cares! Both: Fa la la la la, la la la la Kiyoshi: *Clapping* ^^ YAY!!!! BRAVO!!!! Sano: *Awkwardly clapping* Amadan: ^_^ *Clapping* Miya, Kaiba, Tsume, & Link: -____-;; Oh god.... Tatsu: Hi Amadan! Muahaha! *pulls out a remote control and presses a button* ... ... Tatsu: *presses it harder* Work you stupid thing!! *continues pressing it* Vash: ^^; Come on..press harder.... *Grabs it from her and presses* Gah!!! *Throws it down and stomps on it and it works* ^^; Works now.... ~Lights go out~ All: What-!? Thud, crash...grab- Miya: GRAAAAAHHHHHH!!! SMACK!!! ~Lights go back on, Tatsu and Vash + Sano and Kiyoshi are gone~ Miya: *Breathing hard* \__/++++ Amadan, Kaiba, & Link: @______@ gaaahh.... *All half- unconscious against separate walls (with a “Smack- mark” on each of their faces)* Tsume: *blinking* Miya: Bastards! *Stomps off* ~Tatsu and company running down the hall~ Vash: *Looks back and giggles then sighs* Too bad they had to take the punishment for me.... OH well... Tatsu: You’re such a pervert Vash... Sano and Kiyoshi: *knocked out and being dragged by their feet (how’d they knock Sano out man? >_<) ~Pirates Laundry Room!~ Tatsu and Vash enter Bakura: *knocked out (temporary mutiny)* Tatsu: *throws the new hostages with Joey and Gourry (tied up)* Karaui: O.O; W-What are you doing???!!! Joey: Wha-? You crazy people! Lemme go lemme go lemme GO! Tatsu: Hostages! ^_^ Vash: *In Joey’s face* That’s Mister or Miss Pirate to YOU! * Makes a serious face* Gourry: Pirate? Notty: -__- Yeah, a pirate, Gourry... You do know what that is, don’t you??? Gourry: Of course! All: >_> Tatsu: *knocks them out (sleeping powder or something) * Karaui: *Walks over to Yami Bakura and starts poking him* .... Why’d you knock out Yami B...? Tatsu: Because he wasn’t being fun....Soo....*looks at everyone. Both Tatsu and Bakura are all dressed up in pirate gear (complete with earrings and swords!), everyone else is still in their normal clothes* *points dramatically* You can’t wear THAT!! Notty: Notty isn’t wearing anything! *She’s a little creature thing (Think Pommy from Bomberman)* Vash: *Jumps around* YAY we get to dress up now!!!!!! Karaui: *Sinks into a corner* o.o; Tatsu: *grins evilly and grabs everyone and drags them into a dark corner* The hostages: o_o;;;;;;; ~A few shouts, bangs, and a muffled shriek is heard~ Tatsu: *walks out proudly* Done! ~Everyone walks out, decked in pirate clothes (Even Notty, who has a bandana)...except for Karaui~ Vash: YAY!!! I got a loopy gold earring!!!! And this cool bandana!!!!^^ Tatsu: *sing song* Kara~u~i~ Karaui: ...................... *Who can not be seen* Tatsu: Aw, come on! ^__^ I made you all pretty! Karaui: Pretty my aspirin. Tatsu: -_- I’ll drag you out Karaui: No you won’t. Tatsu: *goes to drag her out* Karaui: *Who’s “glued” her self to the floor* Tatsu: *Makes a light shine on her* ~Karaui is wearing an outfit scarily similar to Yumi’s (Rurouni Kenshin)~ Tatsu: I even gave you pretty green lipstick! Karaui: *Breathing hard* \_/++++ Vash: *Mouth hangs open* YAH!!! *Runs to Karaui* MARRY ME!!!!! ~POW!!!!!!!~ Karaui: *Gets up and calmly walks out of the room* Tatsu: Hey! You can’t leave! *tries to drag her back* You’re either crew or a hostage! Karaui: *Serious face* X-crew member... *Puts a sleeping spell on Tatsu and walks out* Vash: *Rubs his cheek and sighs* I should stick to people who already like me... At least they don’t hurt!!! Kiyoshi:*Comes to* huh? where am I? Bakura: *Groans* Notty: umm... *Not knowing what to do exactly* ~Other hostages start to wake up~ Kiyoshi: *Whining* You CAPTURED me? Wait til captain Link hears about this!! He’ll come find me!!! Or was he peter pan.... ~By Link’s “Hunters”~ Link: THANK DIN, HE’S GONE!!! ~Back in Laundry Room~ Vash: Wake up!!! *Poking Tatsu* HEY I SAID GET UP!!!!! * Whacks her* Tatsu: *gets up groggily* Ow....*sees the hostages waking up* YAY! *pounces on them* Bakura: What the...? Tatsu: *hanging off Sano* Oh, ^_^ Hiya Baku-chan.... Bakura: *Getting up* What the hell!?! Tatsu: Well, ye see....IT WASN’T MY FAULT! I SWEAR! VASH MADE ME DO IT!!! Vash: *Shocked* HEY DON’T BLAME ME!!!! YOU DID IT!!!!! Don’t listen to HER!!!!!! I’M INNOCENT..... *Sighs* Everyone loves to blame me for EVERYTHING!!!!! Bakura: THIS IS DONE!!!!! YOU’RE THE SADDEST CREW I’VE EVER SEEN... of course you’re the only crew i’ve ever seen... but... ><; RA DAMN IT!!! *Stomps out* Tatsu: *blinks* I think we’ve just be mutiny-ed.... Sano: >_> You’re not sane are you? Tatsu: No....Hey! I’m the first mate and the captain left so that means.... All: Oh no.... Tatsu: I’m the captain!!!!!!! ^_^ Vash: That’s not fair!! Tatsu: Yeah it is! That makes you the first mate! Vash: Oh, OK!! ^_^ Tatsu: *turns to the hostages* You all either have the choice of becoming part of our crew or walking the plank! Kiyoshi: NEVER!!! Captain Link/Peter Pan will rescue me!!!!!! ~Flashes to the crew in the bathroom, there is a piece of wood hanging over the bathtub with Kiyoshi on it (apparently he was the only one who refused)* Gourry: *with an eyepatch* Sano: *With a cape and a bandana* Joey: *with a stuffed animal on his shoulder, that keeps falling off* Kiyoshi: *dressed in martyr clothes (courtesy of Tatsutahime!)* Notty: If you dare challenge the Black- er, I mean Anime Pirates!! You’ll walk the plank!! *Smiles* ^_^ ~Random Hall... Again~ (The two “Hunter groups” have joined) Kaiba: What are you going to do now? Reika: I hope Tatsu’s not doing anything rash... Link: vv; Well... Let’s just continue searching I guess... Miya: *Walks up to them* Okay, so I got lost... Link, Kaiba, & Amadan: *Move a bit away from her* Takumi: ... Hey...? BAKURA!?? Bakura: *Freezes, passing down some random hall* ... Tsume: HEY CAPTAIN YAMI BAKURA!!!!!!! Bakura: *Grumbles* Takumi: *Launches at Yami B* Bakura: O_O Takumi: *Smirking, tying him up* Bakura: -_-; Reika: Baku-chan! Tsume: SO captain... where’s your so called “crew”.... Bakura: GRAAAH!!!! ><++;; All: Wa-? Miya: *Grins* So what’s wrong all mighty captain- pirate? Xellos: *Smiling* ^_^ So it seems that Bakura is found. My work here is done. *just disappears* All: . . . Amadan: *Starts to disappear too* Bakura: NO!!! WAIT!!!!! YOU’VE GOT TO STOP HER!!!!!!!!!!!! All: Who? Bakura: ;_; Tatsu.......and that crazy...pervert... Link: *Glances at Kaiba* Kaiba: -__-; Don’t you dare look at me like that... Tsume: *Grabs Yami B* WHAT’D YOU DO WITH VASH????!!!!????*Growls* Yami B: -______-;; They’re in the laundry room. Kiyoshi: *Comes in all wet WHINING* CAPTAIN LINK/PETER PAN!!!!!*Tears* They made me walk the plank!!! *Sobs on Link* Link: O-O;;; ok. GRAH! YOU’RE GETTING ME ALL WET!!!!!! Reika and Sid who had stood by watching all of this Sid: *cracks knuckles* Okay, the crazy girl’s gone too far now Reika: *faintly* They have a PLANK? ~A mild yell is heard and Mir’r is seen running down the hall~ Mir’r: *soaking wet, falls onto Sid* Crazy....pirates....Tatsu....plank Amadan: ^^ She really has gone crazy... Sid: *eyes glow red* Reika: *’meeps’ and tries to run away* Sid: *roars and goes into beserker mode. The last they see is him smashing the walls as he runs down the hall looking for Tatsutahime* Tsume: *Tosses Yami B Against the wall* I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!! I HAVE TO GO FIND VASH!!!!*Leaves* YB: @.@ oye... Kiyoshi: Captain Link/ Peter Pan...what now??!!?? *still getting Link wet* Link: *Growls* ~Yet ANOTHER random hall~ Karaui: Huff-huff... *Running* WAM!!! Ryou & Karaui: @__@ *Who have just ran right into each other* Naku: ^^; Ouch. Karaui: *Breathing hard* I-I have to get away from Tatsu! Ryou: Tatsu? ~A yell is heard and Tatsu is suddenly seen coming down the hall on a huge cardboard ship, being carried (or pulled) by the rest of the crew. Vash is ontop with her with a whip~ Vash: Mush mush! *cracks the whip* Muahahahahaha! Tatsu: *‘swoops’ down and scoops Karaui up* Naku & Ryou: O.O... KARAUI!!!! *Chase after them* ~Random Room...once again~ Miya: *Smirking* YB: --_________-- *All tied up* (Miya is “guarding/watching over” Yami B) Yami B: Are you just going to stand there...? Miya: *Walks over to Yami B, still smirking* I was told to watch over you. Yami B: ---____________---;; ~Karaui yelling passes the room (AKA the giant cardboard ship)...~ Miya & YB: O-O; Miya: *Quickly unties Yami B* COME ON!!!! ~To main room (where all the “lazy” people are)~ Ruutsu: *YAWN* Where ARE they...? Iries: *is sort of dozing when she snaps her head up, concentrating hard* Ryaa: What...? Kenshin: ... *going serious* Something’s coming... Sayuri: *Still hanging onto Kenshin and sighs* Kenshin: ^^; Would you mind getting off de gozaru? I am married... ~A loud bang is heard and the door is flung off it’s hinges. The wall around the door has collapsed around a giant cardboard ship.~ Kenshin: Sanosuke! Sano: *waves sheepishly* Sayuri: Vash?! Ruutsu: O.O; TATSU!?!?! ~Ryou, Naku, Miya, & YB run into the room (somehow get around the giant “ship”)~ Tatsu: I claim this land in the name of Seyruun! All of you must either join us or.....*thinks* Karaui gets it! *sticks a sword near her back* Ruutsu: *Dumb expression* She’s REALLY lost it this time...! Tatsu: Oooh! Better yet! *dramatic pose* Surrender your Sennen Items to me! (Preferably the Tauk or Eye) All: *Animefall* YB: GET A LIFE!!!! Iries: Are you daft child?!?!?! Get DOWN from there! *starts to get onto the boat* Tatsu: *maniacal look* *sticks the sword further into Karaui’s back* Iries: *stops* *grumbles* Karaui: *Whines* Ryou: *slight adrenaline rush* Tatsutahime! Stop this now! Tatsu: Make me YB: *Smirks* I’d be GLAD to do that!! Tatsu: !!! CREW! ~The pirate crew draws their weapons, Joey’s stuffed animal falls of his shoulder~ Ryaa: *Deep sigh* This is so stupid. YB: o.o; ~A rumbling is heard, the floor starts the shake and suddenly the ‘ship’ starts to be lifted up~ Tatsu: @_@ *losing her balance, drops her sword* ~The crew moves away from the ship as it starts to fall apart. Tatsu and Karaui fall off as the ship totally falls apart, revealing Yiku~ All: O_O Iries: *grins and attacks the crew* Tatsu: *still holding Karaui by the wrist, tries to get her sword that’s on the floor* Reika, Takumi, Kiyoshi, Link, Kaiba, & Amadan: *Run in and try to restrain Iries/the crew* Tatsu: *still trying to get to her sword* Ryou: *Picks it up* Tatsu: *looks up at Ryou* Hello Ryou: *Grins* Hello. YB: GO RYOU!!! *Gets knocked on the head by Takumi* @__@ *WOBBLE...* Tatsu: Are you going to kill me? Ryou: um. Ryaa: *Goes behind Tatsu and knocks her out with a piece of the ship! ;p* Tatsu: *passes out* Yiku: *cheering* Kill her! Ouch! *rubs the side where Reika zapped her* ~Later...~ (All “pirates/crew” are tied up) Vash: ;_; Nooooo....we wouldn’t have done anything, I swear! Iries: *smacks him* Sano: *whispering to Kenshin* Come on Kenshin, get me out of here! Kenshin: ^^; Notty: *Crying* N-Notty didn’t DO anything... Ruutsu: -__-; Tatsu: *starting to wake up, bleary blinks* *looks startled as she sees everyone looking at her* Um, hello? *sees Ruutsu and co.* What are YOU guys doing here? *sees Tsume’s original characters* Who are YOU? ...AND WHY AM I TIED UP?! All: O_O ... *Delayed Animefall* GRAAAHHHH!!! SHE DOESN’T REMEMBER!!! Ryaa: ^_^; opps... Guess I hit her too hard.... ~Lone room...~ .... Tsume: Hello...? 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