These are some dumb things I have said over the course of time that I actually remember just because they were so ditzy haha...if you don't understand them don't worry they prolly only make sense to me and whoever I said them too arut! These all belong in my book of dumb quotes that is gonna be part of Oprah's book club and good Katie is my publisher cuz it was her brill idea to make my book hehe!
"Don't you just love how we can say that to each other and know were not being honest." -me
"Oh I know, were just being conceited!" -Finn
(that was me screwing up a Romy and Michele quote and then Finn going along with my mistake and it has now become like our favorite thing to say)
"I'm going to go look at a picture of McDonald...I mean Madonna." -me
(yet another mistake of mine during a phone convo with Finn, Mcdonald...Madonna...same difference)
"I hate men but I love my Gabrielle."-some dude who IMed me, he was talking about how like all xena fans should join a club called that.
"I'm staring at Melanie C and getting dreamy." -me (from me and Finn's first ever phone convo!)
"Wanna see a pic of the spaghetti I spilled?"-me
"Sure"-Finn
"Cuz I spilled the spaghetti." -me
(yes yet another one of my ditzy sayings in a Finn and Nikki phone production)
"If your short you can be short or you can be tall, but if your tall you can only be tall or you can be taller" - me and Finn both said that exact quote on the same day...isn't that ironic!
"I just saw Marilyn on tele." -me
"Oh I thought you meant my boob!" - Finn (this time she said the ditzy thing haha!)
"I got a fairy wand today" -me to good Katie after some dude gave me a fairy wand at school.
"How very you of you" -Palerz (talkin bout me of course!)
"You are SUCH a crackmonkey!"- paula (yes she is still describing me)
"Stephy, you're such a freak!" -Jessy (her comment on like everything I do)
"I wear potatoes" -Finn
"Ask for rachel" -Finn
"OK" -me
"Wait, who's asking?"-me
"Hello" -Rachel
(I knew I was supposed to ask...really I did)
"We are desperately seeking WORD!"-me and Finn
"I can't die I never got to kiss Xena...I mean Gina!"-me (i said that one after i had repeatedly bumped my head on kelly's sister's bedpost)
"I sit in my mail"-me
"My arm wont go straight"-me
here are some other mistakes I made:
Some Funny typos I've had...I can't talk or type haha
"MADONNA IS THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE!!!!.....Katie?"-me
"I can't get this song out of my head...it goes dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN!"-jessy
"I love you"-Finn
"So now what"-Gina
"You just cracked my ass halfway up my back!"-Palerz
"I seem to have lost my notebook with all the html stuff in it grrr"-me
"I have to go now"-Finn
"lol hehe and we can both go to Divs Anonymous"-me
"Well, there's a special chatroom for chatards anonymous, but sine we're all chatards, none of us knows how to use it!"-jessy
"It was so hot today that I had to grow a tree out of my ass to stop from passing out in the sun."-Ruffles
"Mel beegee took the c key and michael took the m key!"-me
"i just left after 5 minutes...i didn't say anything, i just left the chat. hehe"-Jessy
"We will stand up against that evil duo of jackson & geebee!"-me
"I wanna be a secret store secret stealing agent"-me and don't ask what I wa strying to say because I still can't word it right!
"Can I ask you a stupid question?"-me
"Hehe you have a gay arm!" -palerz
a few months later when I can straighten my arm...
"Maybe it'll settle for bi, it does seem to swing both ways"-palerz
I called Sarah Michelle Gellar Sarah MichelleR Gellar oopsies
I said Elvis and MariSON for Elvis and Marilyn
I called Canada CanadIA
and Finn called Kiwis New Zealish ppl lol now i always wanna say New Zealish ohhh nooooaaa!
Aktei for katie
Never campbell for Neve Campbell
aheca for have
konky for kinky
percert for pervert
Heg for heh
and this is paula's famous typo...
Lo or Ol for lol
(That's how i answered the phone one day when katie called, i was answered by silence and thought maybe it wasnt her on the other end!)
"Give me some words"-me
"Neurotransmitter"-jessy
"I meant from the song you div!!"-me
"Oh I was wondering why you wanted me to give you words"-jessy
"I smell muffins"-me
(she says this almost daily lol)
(her reaction to my speech I did in English on stalking haha)
"uh-oh do you know where you lost it?"-jessy
::long pause::
"For real?"-me
"Yes"-Finn
"Oh I thought you were lying"-me
"yeah"-jessy
"you can go to chatards anonymous"-me
"you could be the club president"-jessy
"Hi, my name is Jessy W., and i'm a chatard!"-jessy
"lol why would i be the chatard president? i can get into yahoo fine"-me
"no, you're the div presidet, duh silly div!"-jessy
"oh...lmto im such a div!"-me (FYI, chatard is a chat-retard)
"It was rainy here...again, I had to grow an umbrella outa my ass"-me
"Mel broke the "c" key, and Mike broke the "m"...lol"-Jessy (this is funny cuz we said it at the exat same time lol)
"hehe did you even get a character lol"-me
"i was Gabrielle i told you...dammit, girl, pay attention. ::tittles::"-jessy
"noooaaa you said this- Me: who were you? Jessy: outta the blue, this girl IMs me: "Gabrielle, Hope & Callisto are attacking. Help!" except i dont get why gabrielle would be attacking and if you were gabrielle why would you help if you were one of the attackers?"-me
"no....that was "Gabrielle (COMMA), Hope & Callisto are attacking...." there was a pause in the sentence, indicating she was speaking to me, Gabrielle div!"-Jessy
"LMTO OHHH NOOOAAA! LOLOLOL"-me
"Sounds like a law firm"-Jessy
"I know lol except its an evil law firm,"-me
"Jackson & BeeGee, we'll screw you!" (a middle aged housewife's voice) "i used to think i had it bad, but then i hired the law offices of Jackson & BeeGee to represent me in my divorce...they took all my money, my house and now my kids are living with their father...... Jackson & BeeGee, I HATE YOU!!"-Jessy
"sure"-Paula
"Is a cupboard like a cabinet or a pantry?"-me