Now for perhaps one of the strangest pages at my website...my fetish for muffins! Hmm lets see where did this begin...I've always liked muffins, I thought they were very yummyness but it wasn't until this past school year that I got my muffin fetish. Every morning I would sit at my friend Danielle's locker with a bunch of people and somewhere along the course of the year John and I made up the thingy about me being a cannibalistic muffin and it kept getting bigger and bigger and as you can see it must keep growing since I am making a page on it. So now I've become known as Spacey the cannibalistic muffin and muffin fetish girl hehe!
WARNING!!!-upcoming song contains talk of muffins eating muffins...You've been warned!
This song was derived from Fiona Apple's Criminal
What I need is a good defense
cuz I'm feeling like a bad muffin
And I need to be redeemed to the one I ate all up
Cuz its all I ever knew of food
Heaven help me for the way I am
Save me from these evil foods
Before I eat them up
I know tomorrow brings the consequence
At hand
But I keep eating muffins like
The next will never come
Oh help me but don't tell me
I can't eat it
I've got to feed myself
Of all these muffins till I'm good
Enough and full
I've got a lot to eat and I'm baking them
So I'm beggin' you before it cooks
Just tell me when its done
What I need is a good defense
cuz I'm feeling like a bad muffin
And I need to be redeemed to the one I ate all up
Cuz its all I ever knew of food
Let me know the way
Before there's food to eat
Give me room to lay my muffins out to cool
I've got to make a play
To make my muffins stay
So what would a muffin say
The cupcake wants to know
What I need is a good defense
cuz I'm feeling like a bad muffin
And I need to be redeemed to the one I ate all up
Cuz its all I ever knew of food
This is the Spacey muffin, ok so it looks more like a cupcake but you get the picture. Its all colourful and fun looking cuz I am cute so therefore my muffin must be cute! And I have blueberry frosting cuz it is yummy and lots of rainbow sprinkles cuz the are pretty! And that is the Spacey muffin...who is cannibalistic and eats other muffins heheheheh.
This is the evil muffin...it is baaaaaad, but not naughty bad just bad bad! It has spikes so you cant eat it cuz if you did well your mouth would be a bit cut up and bloody! The evil muffin is good for some things...like throwing it at people you don't like ahahaha. That'll get them good! And these are muffin creations so far lol.