You have ever used the phrase "protecting prisoner's rights". You call the capital punishment "murder" but call murder "pro-choice".
You've ever said "But look at all the good Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy has done for the women of this country!"
You argue that the Second Amendment only refers to Federally organized militias.
You view Jane Fonda as a courageous heroine with strong convictions.
You believe it because "Dan Rather wouldn't lie about something this important".
You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."
You've ever argued that with just 1 more year of welfare that person will turn it around and get off drugs.
You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.
You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
You feel that Green Peace is misunderstood.
You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so....".
You've ever stated "How does what he does in his personal life have any bearing on doing his job?"
You don't understand all the commotion about Whitewater, Vince Foster, selling US foreign policy for campaign contributions, it's just politics, right?
Upon hearing that President Clinton committed a rape and murder as part of Whitewater, you replied, "So what?"
You are not shocked when someone says "F---" but are profoundly shocked when someone says"N-----".
You are against sexual harrasment except when committed by Senator Kennedy.
You think heterosexual love is a male chauvinist plot to oppress women.
You own an espresso maker, a cusinart, a vibrator, and a heated water bed and yet oppose off shore oil drilling and the construction of nuclear power plants.
You think that the Unabomber might have a good point.
