'* * * * * * * * * * * * *   MS-DOS Simulator  * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
'*                           James S. Baughn                             *
'*                                                                       *
'*                             v0.01alpha                                *
'*                          August 24, 1997                              *
'*      (a particularly scary date -- the WinDoze 95 release date)       *
'*                                                                       *
'* DESCRIPTION: A simulation of the never released MS-DOS 6.66 OS.       *
'* PURPOSE: To make fun of Microsoft Corporation.                        *
'* HOW TO USE IT: Use it just like you 'use' real MS-DOS.                *
'* STABILITY: This program is as stable as any other MS-DOS version.     *
'* SUPPORTED COMMANDS: This program is still in alpha, so only a few     *
'*    DOS commands are supported:                                        *
'*       COPY, DIR, VER, MEM, PROMPT, HELP, WIN, CLS, and CD (sort of)   *
'* TO QUIT: Type in EXIT.                                                *
'* BEST WAY TO INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTIVITY: Use Linux.                    *
'* HARD DISK ACCESS: To better simulate a real Microsoft program, DOSSIM *
'*    accesses the hard drive quite frequently.  It's not actually       *
'*    doing anything, just writing useless files all over the hard       *
'*    drive (just like a real M$ program).  To turn this 'feature' off,  *
'*    use this syntax:                                                   *
'*       DOSSIM Bill-Gates-Is-Satan                                      *
'* COPYING: This program is distributed as IDEAWARE.  If you continue    *
'*    to use this program after the initial 15 second evaluation period, *
'*    you are expected to register it.  You can register it by sending   *
'*    me ideas for suggestions or improvements.  Unlimited praise or     *
'*    cash donations are also acceptable.  Send all ideas to:            *
'*    jbaughn@geocities.com     -OR-    jbaughn@ldd.net                  *
'* COPYRIGHT: This program is (C) COPYRIGHT James S. Baughn, 1997.       *
'* WARRANTY/DISCLAIMER: I am NOT responsible for any harm you may        *
'*    encounter as the result of using this program.  Go blame           *
'*    Bill Gates or Microsoft!                                           *
'* NUGGET OF WISDOM: Boycott Microsoft!                                  *
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