Internet people suck. I HATE internet people. I don't mean people who
USE the internet, but internet PEOPLE. They're a sub-category of Stupid
People, along with old, fat, and ugly people. Internet people can
easily be distinguished by their abundant use of stuff like "lol" and
ending every sentence with a variation of a "smiley". I HATE smilies,
if someone is too stupid to determine your tone, and they're offended by a sarcastic remark,
then they DESERVE to feel bad and should have their genitals burned off.
Also, Internet People are offended by the use of capital letters. What
the HELL is wrong with you if the use of capital letters offends you? They also
have nothing worthwhile, entertaining or meaningful to say, yet they
still manage to hold lenthy conversations with their friends...why go
online solely talk to friends, that's what a PHONE is for genius.
Also their typing is easily reconnizable by their comple lack of any
punctuation marks, even occasionally including spaces between words.
Over half of internet females are really gay males anyhow. Basically
it's up to ME to judge whether someone's an internet person or not.
Internet people SUCK, and don't deserve a keyboard in which to spread
their suckitude, they should be locked in cages for me to inflict pain
upon at my own leisure...