You shouldn't be here, you know that? I'm a very boring person...wanna know how boring? This is a picture of me from my last party...

Ok, I take that back...you're right, I look pretty good...pretty DAMN good! Well...I'm 16 years old...the people I worship can be found at my Shrines section...I live in Cincinnati, Ohio...take my advice, people, don't come here...just...don't...it isn't worth the money it'll take to fly here...you can walk if you want, but you'll probably die of dehydration first...

I like the beach. The beach does not like me. I've been there eight times, the entire time I lived in Houston, about ten minutes from the beach...of the times I was there, I was stung by four different jellyfish...things like that put a damper on your enthusiam..

I am certified as "Not an Idiot"...where I come from, this is pretty hard to come by...So, next time you're talking to me, (Why would you want to do that?) remind yourself that you are NOT talking to an idiot...unless there's an idiot standing behind me, and you're just using my head to block out his/her view of you...

If you have not seen A Life Less Ordinary or A Clockwork Orange, you never know what kind of horrible things might happen to you...

Haven't you learned by now that I don't do back buttons?!