Ok, here's the part with all of the Geocities quotes. Do all of you love them just as much as I do? I always try them on my parents, just before they beat the hell out of me and lock me in a closet, calling me a "jackass"...ok, I'm beginning...umm...today. Damn, I hate dates during the summer...
6/12 : Anne Frank, whose family hid from Nazi troops, began her diary on this day in 1942.
However, my journal ended on this date in 1942. I am to be worshipped by a race of aliens not bound by time in the 32'nd century. They wrote it. However, if any of YOU try to read it, then...may GOD have mercy on us ALL!
6/13 : Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Lyle Goldman were found dead on this date in 1994.
Yeah...and I'd do it again, those bastards!
6/14 : Happy 53rd birthday, Donald Trump! He's not the richest American, but he's among them.
Right after me and Fonzie.
6/15 : Hell, I missed a day...excuse me...I need to go hang myself...
6/16 : Ford Motors was incorporated today in 1903. One of its biggest successes was the Mustang.
Ford Motors? Isn't that the jet ski company?
6/17 : On this date in 1980, the rock band Led Zeppelin began its last European tour.
Later
6/21 : Prince William turns 17 today. He's been called "the last best hope of the British monarchy."
My brother has been 17 for a while now. It has been said of him that he "takes the species back several steps on the evolutionary ladder".
But Prince Willy should be happy. I've had worse said about me.