Cold weather sucks. Plain and simple, I HATE cold weather. I know it doesn't get too
terribly cold in Houston, but it's enough for me. Winter isn't the
magical time of "Winter Wonderlands" and the Christmas spirit that
Disney and Hallmark would like you to belive. No, indeed it's the the season of
chapped lips, runny noses, and DEATH. Why death? Well, what happens in
winter...? Things DIE. Why are there no leaves on trees?...because they
all DIED. Why do animals hibernate?...because they'll DIE if they
don't. Why are there no insects in the winter?...they're all DEAD. Why
are no crops grown during the winter?..because they'll DIE. Why do
people stay in their beds as long as possible in the mornings? ..because
they'll DIE if the leave(keep an open mind for that one, it takes a bit of thought). Do you know
what kind of people actually like winter? STUPID People, and I think
you all know my opions on Stupid People. Winter is a pathetic excuse
for a season, and as far as I'm concerned, you can wake me when Spring
rolls around.