Cold weather sucks. Plain and simple, I HATE cold weather. I know it doesn't get too terribly cold in Houston, but it's enough for me. Winter isn't the magical time of "Winter Wonderlands" and the Christmas spirit that Disney and Hallmark would like you to belive. No, indeed it's the the season of chapped lips, runny noses, and DEATH. Why death? Well, what happens in winter...? Things DIE. Why are there no leaves on trees?...because they all DIED. Why do animals hibernate?...because they'll DIE if they don't. Why are there no insects in the winter?...they're all DEAD. Why are no crops grown during the winter?..because they'll DIE. Why do people stay in their beds as long as possible in the mornings? ..because they'll DIE if the leave(keep an open mind for that one, it takes a bit of thought). Do you know what kind of people actually like winter? STUPID People, and I think you all know my opions on Stupid People. Winter is a pathetic excuse for a season, and as far as I'm concerned, you can wake me when Spring rolls around.

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