Black candy sucks. No, I don't mean that in a racial sense, I mean candy that is COLORED black sucks. Think about it...what's always left at the bottom of a bag of jelly beans when you're through...? A pile of BLACK jelly beans! Or maybe you have the choice of red twizzlers or black...you're gonna pick red, ALWAYS gonna pick red, cause licorish (which is colored BLACK, mind you!) tastes like crap. Also think of Good n' Plenty's, those little white and pink pellets with the tasty candy shell...but filled with POISON, which is colored BLACK. Now some would say there exists black chocolate, but since I have never seen it, it doesn't exist. I define all reality. Anyways, those who claim to have seen this mytholigical candy say it tastes like crap, so it sucks, as is. This shouldn't even be considered though, because chocolate isn't candy, it's chocolate. Point and game. I have nothing against the color black in general food products, it's great for plenty of stuff like Oreo's and such...but it should be forever witheld from the world of candy, which should remain colorful and fruity until the world ends from massive tooth decay. However, why do we continue to manufacture these mistakes of the candy industry? Because as long as Stupid People dominate this planet, we always WILL have worthless things like black candy, Furcadia, and fat people.

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