Black candy sucks. No, I don't mean that in a racial sense, I mean
candy that is COLORED black sucks. Think about it...what's always left at the
bottom of a bag of jelly beans when you're through...? A pile of BLACK
jelly beans! Or maybe you have the choice of red twizzlers or
black...you're gonna pick red, ALWAYS gonna pick red, cause licorish (which is colored BLACK, mind you!)
tastes like crap. Also think of Good n' Plenty's, those little white
and pink pellets with the tasty candy shell...but filled with POISON,
which is colored BLACK. Now some would say there exists black
chocolate, but since I have never seen it, it doesn't exist. I define all reality. Anyways,
those who claim to have seen this mytholigical candy say it tastes like
crap, so it sucks, as is. This shouldn't even be considered though, because chocolate isn't
candy, it's chocolate. Point and game. I have nothing against the color black in
general food products, it's great for plenty of stuff like Oreo's and
such...but it should be forever witheld from the world of candy, which
should remain colorful and fruity until the world ends from massive tooth decay. However, why do
we continue to manufacture these mistakes of the candy industry?
Because as long as Stupid People dominate this planet, we always WILL
have worthless things like black candy, Furcadia, and fat people.