The Hat Conspiracy
Over my years of observation
and my own tests I have learned the hat bring with it's ability to block
the sun and give the so acclaimed look it also bring violence and hatred
to the wearer. It does this by either 1 or 2 things. The first would be
the subliminal message involved in wearing an hat. Most or all soldiers
in every war has worn an hat or some sorts what do soldiers do? "...KILL..."
This subliminal message is also found in sports commercials i.e.; Nike,Gatorade,ect..
it has to do with the win or die attitude. The physical part of this has
to do with the way an person wears an hats on his or her head. I'm guessing
that it cuts off or slows some of the blood vessels in a persons head then
causes an chain reaction tat shuts off the part of the brain that causes
an person to reason. These shut offs can be proven with the addiction
that people find in wearing an hat.
