BREAKING NEWS DECEPTIONS
ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER THEN ANOTHER
It appears that the several states, Attorneys General are now at it again. Whether or not you may concur with the resent win by states Attorneys General in respect to the tobacco industry, these people have now found a way to milk big business for everything they have. They will continue with this on going trek until the price of doing business is so high the customer won't be able to afford the product or, as is already happening, moving overseas. It appears now that Pennsylvania is going to sue gun manufactures in respect to criminals who use them and happen to injure or kill someone. Their intention is to sue the manufactures in their revenue seeking escapade for millions of dollars and also seek monies for even the cleanup of the victims blood left on the street or property. Of course we will have to add to that law suit the knife manufactures as well. So it would seem the trend is now set whereas all manufacturers that make a product will eventually be sued for some reason or other. Isn't this great way for a few people that wish to have things their way, stop many manufacturers from making a product that they do not want consumers to have.
Well then, here's the way I see it. God help the person who crashes into me. I'll just file a law suit against the automobile manufacturer that built the car that ran into me, and then take it a step further, and file another law suit against TEXAS state for issuing a drivers license to this person whom caused the crash...how do you like that? If a person is going to drive around and run into someone else then the state ought not issue this person a drivers license, much less a automobile dealer allowing this person to buy the car.
NOW YOU CAN LICK HIM AND STICK HIM
It would seem like that a certain entity has jumped the gun on your infamous President. The new stamp I heard should already be available for purchase.
EVEN THE THIRD LITTLE PIG KNEW BETTER THEN TO USE STEEL
The trend in todays world is recycling. Now there has in the past few years the move to build single family dwelling places with recycled steel. Instead of using wooden two by four's, they are building with recycled steel two by fours, and framing the rest of the structure with steel. Now I always thought that steel was much stronger then wood. Looks like I have been proven wrong. It seems a certain building contracter in my area has erected some model homes and one of these model homes was completly built with recycled steel. Now they had the whole framework complete and left it that way in order to show people they had a choice in respect to constructing their new dwelling place with recycled steel instead of wood. Well low and behold we had a storm on Feb 10, 1998 with winds up to fifty miles per hour. I happened to pass by this structure and I could not believe my eyes. The whole steel structure collasped onto the concrete slab it was built on. Yes sir, there it lay. I guess maybe when steel is recycled it is not as strong as the virgin ore. Now there where many other dwelling places in the area that where built of wood and they are still standing. Even the third little pig in the story knew better. He didn't use steel, he used brick.
CONGRESS PASSES A LAW MAKING IT POSSIBLE FOR EVEN A DUMBASS TO MAKE BIG MONEY WITHIN THE CORPORATE WORLD
Above: President Clinton signs the Americans With No Abilities Act into law.
WASHINGTON, DC--On Tuesday, Congress approved the Americans With No Abilities Act, sweeping new legislation that provides benefits and protection for more than 135 million talentless Americans.
The act, signed into law by President Clinton shortly after its passage, is being hailed as a major victory for the millions upon millions of U.S. citizens who lack any real skills or uses.
"Roughly 50 percent of Americans--through no fault of their own--do not possess the talent necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said Clinton, a longtime ANA supporter. "Their lives are futile hamster-wheel existences of unrewarding, dead-end busywork: xeroxing documents written by others, fulfilling mail-in rebates for Black & Decker toaster ovens, and processing bureaucratic forms that nobody will ever see. Sadly, for these millions of nonabled Americans, the American dream of working hard and moving up through the ranks is simply not a reality."
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million important-sounding "middle man" positions will be created in the white-collar sector for nonabled persons, providing them with an illusory sense of purpose and ability. Mandatory, non-performance-based raises and promotions will also be offered to create a sense of upward mobility for even the most unremarkable, utterly replaceable employees.
The legislation also provides corporations with incentives to hire nonabled workers, including tax breaks for those who hire one non-germane worker for every two talented hirees.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act also contains tough new measures to prevent discrimination against the nonabled by banning prospective employers from asking such job-interview questions as, "What can you bring to this organization?" and "Do you have any special skills that would make you an asset to this company?"
"As a nonabled person, I frequently find myself unable to keep up with co-workers who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as an unessential filing clerk at a Minneapolis tile wholesaler last month because of her lack of notable skills. "This new law should really help people like me."
With the passage of the Americans With No Abilities Act, Gertz and millions of other untalented, inessential citizens can finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Clinton: "It is our duty, both as lawmakers and as human beings, to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her lack of value to society, some sort of space to take up in this great nation."
IT APPEARS THAT BILL CLINTON HAS A NEW DOG IN THE WHITE HOUSE
Well Bill Clinton as you can see from the above picture, has a new dog. He was going to name it Spot but Hillary told Bill "ABSOLUTELY NOT." Her reason was, it would not be appropriate when calling the dog, "Come Spot" while on National TV.
NEW MEDICAL REPORT ON WOMEN AND VIAGRA
It appears as you can see from the above photo that women who take the wonder drug viagra, seem to develope in different ways then men. This might be a break through however, as it may come in handy in the place of life preservers when an accident may occur in connection with boating.
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