Really? Positive? Absolutely sure? I mean, you may have clicked the wrong link, everybody makes mistakes!
So... you're sure eh? Okay but I'm warning you. It's no place for slackers. I didn't make it a Link of Darkness for nothing! So let me tell you a bit about Perkeland. All you'll need to know to survive.
- This is the mastermind behind the Perkeland discussion boards. Marc Perkel. A very unpredictable, mysterious, and dangerously mad intellectual behind the discussion area. A man with his own wild-card veiws, computer maniac, nerd/hippie, entreprenuer, and troubled with a recent divorce. His pages put down everything clearly, his company is called Computer Tyme.
Now, I haven't been to Perkeland in a while, I used to be one of the very few liberal posters there, and soon I just couldn't take it anymore and abandoned the place altogether. Life is much better now. I no longer feel the need to set a fuse to the back of my head as shoot my eyeballs out of their sockets. That's a great improvement, and I don't plan on going there again, much.
Anyway, you'll need an arsenal, first carry some liberal literature or anything similar nearby. A copy of the first amendment is nice - it will help you keep a cool head. Also, one of the first things you'll discover is that, deep in the roots of everyword said, is a slight tinge of anger. That's right, EVERYBODY is angry at each other here!
I won't name names of some of the regulars there, for all I know they may have left too, to find a better place. But anyway, here it is:
The Gate to Perkeland Messaging!
And please, for the love of humanity, come back alive...
Sinistral, 1997
"LIVE FOR THE MOMENT! RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER! BASH YOUR KID WITH A BASEBALL BAT! WHO CARES!--Dugan, one-time Perkeland poster.
