Entry #5, 5/21/97
Ruffian Nuns
They're rough, they're tough, they mean bussiness and you better do what they tell you! They're the Nuns with an Attitude!!!!
Meet Sister Andrea Asbestos, back in the Fifties if you dared get the Capitol of Iowa wrong she'd just take her Almighty Asbestos stick and beat you till your Cancer cells were spreading like rabbits breed.
Meet Sister Beatrice Boomy, she totes a bazooka and always keeps it loaded. "How DARE you be picking you nose in my class???" KABOOM! "Try pickin' that nose now young punk!"
Meet Sister Catherine Crash, she's armed with a spiked mace in one hand and a cross in the other. Word has it she once found a five year old in her watch that dared to smile. What happened to him is now a mystery.
Meet Sister Dolly Doom, I won't even tell you what maniacal objects she keeps in her utility belt.
And finally, Mother Superiority Complex. The leader, stone faced, and ready for the whooping of all who dared speak against them.
They'd turn no cheeks other than your buttchecks with a 2-by-4.
But, since they began their crusades, they're violent acts became illegal. They were forced to try and actually practice what they preached for three long decades. They got old, and they're still pissed. How dare the government tell them what to do? Darn Liberals! There was only one thing to do. Revolt!
They're the Ruffian Nuns, and they ain't taken no more Bullhar from the Government. Watch out Washington! Here they come...
Sinistral, 1997
This has been an example, of Holy Crap ;)