Entry #4, 5/11/97
The Coolest Cult
BVZZZVT!
The speaker buzzed and a choked up, high-pitched voice shrieked from the speaker, "Blaktar calling Uhgtak One! Come in Uhgtak One!"
"This is Gulgoki, captain of the Uhgtak One, we are currently in possition behind the comet Hale-Bopp. What is you command, Fearless Leader and Protect of the World of Heaven?"
"Have you picked up the cargo yet, Gulgoki?"
"They have shed they're immortal bodies and will be ariving at any minute, Fearless Leader."
"Excellent. Any chance that the other millions below will join us soon?"
"They will not shed their bodies by their own will, Oh Great One."Gulgaki sighed as he spoke into the small transmitter microphone,"And it is against our ways to force them. They are to busy praying to their own God. They dismiss our followers as crazy lunatics. What shall we do?"
"I fear there is no easy answer. They will simply go where they go when the time comes. Blaktar out!"
Gulgaki sat back in his Captain Chair, as he waited for the arivals to show. Any minute Sclotti would beam up their souls so that they could be taken to the Kingdom of Heaven with them. As for the others down there... well... though his people judged by principle over faith, unlike the God most of them worshipped, it made him feel alone to be only loved by so few in this one little world.
Perhaps some day, they would look upon what they preach, before daring to call others insane.
Sinistral, 1997
This has been an example, of Holy Crap ;)
