Entry #2, 5/5/97
So Sayeth the Limbaugh
Once while traveling in the deep dark caverns of The Right Side of the Web, I came upon "Rush Limbaughs 14 Commandments of the Religious Left," and they were the basic,"They have an ego" crud.
Well, I only thought it only fair to make a likewise retort. So I wrote:
1)Thou shalt not lie, unless thou art one who belongith to the Right Wing
2)Thou shalt give people who don't haveth money: nothing, and give people who do haveth money: more money.
3)Thou shalt do unto others you don't agree with, as you would do unto dirt.
4)Thou shalt change the subject when thou canst not think of a good retort
5)Thou shalt tell people to do things thou art too lazy to do thyself
6)Thou shalt demean the media when thou dost not liketh what they say, but praise the media if thou liketh what they say.
7)Thou shalt be a glutton
8)Thou shalt consider insulting children, an act of bravery
9)Thou shalt make rude remarks, but complain when people maketh retorts of the like.
10)Thou shalt create thine own facts, and insult those who don't believe you.
11)Thou shalt cower from interviews that may exposeth thee
12)Thou shalt be a glutton with thy neighbor
13)Thou shalt avoid the truth at all costs
14)Thou shalt praise God, then count thine money and lie.
Sinistral, 1997
This has been an example, of Holy Crap ;)
