I was recently asked if I felt that Conservatism is the most evil thing in the world. That's a
tough question, but I did manage to find ten things more evil than Conservatism!
1)Pauly Shore Films - This unfunny, revolting, idiotic actor can turn any
cinema into a circle of Hell.
2)Spam - It just pisses me off. I don't care about the crap they peddle to me
and it wastes time & space. I'm not just talking about internet spam either, this includes phone
and regular mail Spam.
3)Fox Network Sit-coms - With the exception of the animated ones, all of the
sit-coms Fox has to offer, well, stink. They're annoying, unoriginal and pretty damn boring. That
makes them evil in my book.
4)The Spice Girls - I don't even need to explain this one.
5)Credit Squishes - I simply deplore it when the end credits of something I'm
watching is squished to half the screan to make way for a commercial. Whoever came up with
that deserves to be tied to railroad tracks.
6)300K+ Images - Some people must learn to make their images smaller, I
don't have the spare hours to spend loading them.
7)Quirky Counters - Like mine. For some reason it added over 5million hits
to the count for no reason.
8)Loud, Unintelligable music - People who play rap music in their cars at full
blast on a Drive-thru line should be shot on sight.
9)AT&T/MCI/Sprint Commercials - They are the most annoying, evil thing I
can think of. I think they contain hidden Satanic messages. I would not mind at all if there was a law passed saying "Each Phone Company may only have one ad per channel for an entire day."
10)Soap Operas - Bad acting. Bad scripts. Bad music.
Absoltuely evil.
... And there you have it, ten things more evil than conservatism! These are all things that I
wouldn't mind the banning or destruction of, even if it meant going against the First Amendment!
