History.. Of the Lip

The Lip: A Brief History!

Halfelf's Version

smiling happy lip

The Lip's Version

"I can't decide...."
It started a couple years ago, when I, "halfelf", was in college. It was near finals, and "Shuriken" and I were bored and tired of the finals thing. We began discussing current events, that we had seen on tv a few nights before. We saw that Hubbell guy, we laughed about his large lip affliction. I wondered if I could log into CNN's site, and find some pictures. Sure enough we found 'em. We decided "Gee, a web page would be hilarious..." and it started out at my web page at my college's server, then when it grew, I had to get it a page on Geocities.

So, in just a few hours, I had put up the main page, without the frames. I later added the frames that day, between a few classes, then the FAQ, a friend of mine from college explained the art of client side image-mapping, so that night when I went home I designed the first version of the FIND THE LIP game, getting the idea from the "FIND THE SPAM" game. Soon after in the days to come, there was the idea of "fan fiction" which was a friend's idea from a listserv I was on at the time, and after "advertising" it to my friends at college, they said to me "The game needs more clickable areas!" So I added more things to click on.

After I had established a fairly nice page (as nice as this piece of crap can be...) I decided to put it in all the major search engines, and join a few web-rings.
A few months later I got an e-mail from someone else I knew from college who told me that Internet Underground had put The Shrine of Webster Hubbell's Lower Lip into the "Weird Web Page" section, and another told me that I was in the Useless Web Pages web page. My main goal(s) had been accomplished, and recognized.. that's why I don't update as often as I should..


Hi, I'm Webster Hubbell's Lower Lip. I am a lot of things to many people, some say I am a healer of wounds, because for some reason a few people think I'm hilarious. At times I find this offensive, but it did get me my own web page.

It all started one year when Webster was getting himself into all kinds of trouble, and I of course tried to get him out of it. So I did, but it still landed him in jail. What you didn't hear is that the jail time could have been longer, but I reasoned and haggled with them, and his sentence was shorter.. now he's totally off the hook. While he was in jail, I became the hot stud muffin that I am today, and worked with "Halfelf" on the page, offered my many insights, and kicked the dog crap out of the upper lip, who decided to sue until I proved I was the best and the biggest. In my spare time I like to hang out with Mick Jagger's lips, Carly Simon's lips, and Steve Tyler's lips.. great parties..
Anything else you need to know can be found in my pages...

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