Come now -- we Jews are now so close to our goal of World Domination and imposing our One-World Zionist Occupational Government (tm) there is no longer any need for secrecy! Why should we deny it any longer?

After all, we control the media, the banks, most governments, even the pawn shops. We control the REAL courts, the secret commercial courts held by the Rabbis in the Synagogues, denying justice and freedom to the gentile hordes -- as is right and proper. We use innocent, virgin Aryan children for our blood sacrifice during the Satanic rites practiced during our black Passover rituals. Though perhaps the great unwashed public is not quite ready for the horrors we practice during (shudder) Purim, that one is even tough for a dyed-in-the-wool conspirator such as myself...

There is no reason to keep our oral tradition of treachery to the White Race hidden any longer, any more than the secret Talmud scrolls which command us to reject the Tender Saviour, worship Satan as our God, and defile all which is sacred to the hated goyim.

We are the Eternal Jew, and I for one see no reason to keep our agenda hidden any longer. It is far, FAR, too late to stop us now...

Bob Alpert  [[email protected]]
Member in good standing, International Jewish Conspiracy (tm)
Leader, Passover Blood Sacrifice of 1994

I guess you're right, Bob, there's no reason to keep silent anymore.

As long as we're being honest here, I admit it:
I'm the one who started the Holocaust Hoax. I hid everyone in my basement, where we all sat around and forged documents. Then we went to Germany and tortured everyone who testified at the trials. We handed out a "Guidebook" for Holocaust testimony, and weren't we clever to make sure that *some* of the testimony contradicted itself, so that people wouldn't catch on!

Now. Forget Purim. Tell'em what we do during Succoth!

And if you want to *really* scare them, you can tell them what we do with those little "pointers" we use when we read Torah. All *real* Jews know that's just a pretense for what we really do with 'em.

Nice job on the Passover Blood Sacrifice last year. Who's in charge this year?

Sara Schwartz
Holocaust Conspiracy Badge #1

DISCLAIMER FOR THE CLUELESS:
This is humor, folks. I am not a White Supremacist or a Skinhead.

Document Source: Re: Jews hate Jesus?? posted June 8, 1995 in newsgroups misc.legal, soc.culture.jewish, and alt.revisionism by Sara Schwartz and Bob Alpert.

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