Communiqué from Z.O.G.

While listening to my shortwave radio tonight I intercepted the Voice of Z.O.G. report, at 8.P.M. E.S.T. on 19.48 Megahertz.

Z.O.G. Intelligence officer revealed for the first time tonight that Science-Tech Z.O.G. is about to unveil their new netweapon for use in the netwar between the supporters of World Jewish Control and dose wascally white supremacists.

The new weapon is called 9MM for Windows. Soon after .357Mag. & 45ACP for Windows will be released. Apple and OS2 versions of course will take longer.

The following is a transcription of the interview between the Voice of Z.O.G. radio DJ and Z.O.G. Intelligence agent #001897.

DJ: What was the need for this new technology?

Agent 001897: Z.O.G. spies recently discovered that the white supremacists were far along in the development of their own netwaffen. It will soon come to market and it's called: Fertilizer for Windows. And after their recent success in OK this may prove to be a potent weapon.

DJ: Are our Jewish scientists working on a similar project?

Agent 001897: Z.O.G. Tech. looked at it closely and came to the conclusion our enemies were already to far ahead in this area. Besides, everybody knows the neo-nazis are unquestionably the undisputed experts in....er.....Fertilizer. And besides, we were in a race against time. Several weeks back one of our top agents went insane, joined the Jews for Jesus, and before he could be stopped released three of our most closely guarded secrets. Z.O.G. must win quickly now before this information becomes generally known to all those Christian dupes.

DJ: Now that it's public, would you mind repeating the three secrets so our Z.O.G. listeners will be prepared for the inevitable netkrieg by the neo-nazis.

Agent 001897: Of course, first, it is now known that Ronald Reagan's real name was Reuben Rosenstein. And he's an executive board member of the Elders of Zion.

DJ: OY!! You mean it was really the "Rosenstein Revolution?" OY!!, wait till Pat Buchanan finds out!

Agent 001897: Worse, our turncoat agent revealed the true meaning of the company name G.M., which of course stands for General Moses. And if that wasn't enough, Z.O.G.'s most secret weapon, MicroAssChips (macs) became known.

DJ: OY!, what if the neo's find out how to disable the macs?

Agent 001897: It's a serious problem, however it is a very delicate operation, complicated by the fact that the neo's brains are located in the same general area. So I don't believe many will be successfully disabled.

DJ: There is a rumour that in the future the microasschips might be better placed in the male sexual organ. Is there any truth to that story?

Agent 001897: Yes, Medical Z.O.G. have done some experiments in that area. However, we're dealing with the Neo's, so we found we just didn't have enough to work with.

DJ:	What was the need for this new technology?
Agent 001897:	Z.O.G. spies recently discovered that the white supremacists were far along in the development of their own netwaffen. It will soon come to market and it's called: Fertilizer for Windows. And after their recent success in OK this may prove to be a potent weapon.
DJ:	Are our Jewish scientists working on a similar project?
Agent 001897:	Z.O.G. Tech. looked at it closely and came to the conclusion our enemies were already to far ahead in this area. Besides, everybody knows the neo-nazis are unquestionably the undisputed experts in....er.....Fertilizer. And besides, we were in a race against time. Several weeks back one of our top agents went insane, joined the Jews for Jesus, and before he could be stopped released three of our most closely guarded secrets. Z.O.G. must win quickly now before this information becomes generally known to all those Christian dupes.
DJ:	Now that it's public, would you mind repeating the three secrets so our Z.O.G. listeners will be prepared for the inevitable netkrieg by the neo-nazis.
Agent 001897:	Of course, first, it is now known that Ronald Reagan's real name was Reuben Rosenstein. And he's an executive board member of the Elders of Zion.
DJ:	OY!! You mean it was really the "Rosenstein Revolution?" OY!!, wait till Pat Buchanan finds out!
Agent 001897:	Worse, our turncoat agent revealed the true meaning of the company name G.M., which of course stands for General Moses. And if that wasn't enough, Z.O.G.'s most secret weapon, MicroAssChips (macs) became known.
DJ:	OY!, what if the neo's find out how to disable the macs?
Agent 001897:	It's a serious problem, however it is a very delicate operation, complicated by the fact that the neo's brains are located in the same general area. So I don't believe many will be successfully disabled.
DJ:	There is a rumour that in the future the microasschips might be better placed in the male sexual organ. Is there any truth to that story?
Agent 001897:	Yes, Medical Z.O.G. have done some experiments in that area. However, we're dealing with the Neo's, so we found we just didn't have enough to work with.

The report ended with the usual sign-off announcement:

If you want to contact Z.O.G. write to:

Z.O.G.
PLANET EARTH

(no other address details required as we own the entire world)

They closed with the nightly musical number, which was new House-Club-Techno
version of the 1944 classic by Spike Jones, "In Der Fuhrer's Face"

End of Communiqué

I'll keep the radio on,

Chuck

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Readers of alt.tasteless.jokes, taste of death but once.

DISCLAIMER FOR THE CLUELESS:
This is humor, folks. I am not a White Supremacist or a Skinhead.

Document source: Communique from ZOG posted June 14, 1995 on newsgroups alt.revisionism, alt.skinheads, alt.politics.nationalism.white by Charles Freedberg ([email protected] ).

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