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| Jan 1st: | Start of a new year of oppressing
everyone! IRS joins in on the fun by delivering 1040 forms. |
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| Jan 2nd: | Starve minority children day. White males return unwanted Xmas gifts and spend money on 4 wheel vehicles and fishing boats instead of mailing it to the government to spend on progressive social programs. |
| Jan 10th: | Superbowl Sunday.
Official day when white males beat their wives providing necessary work for people manning shelter hot lines. |
| Jan 15th: | Official Riot and Looting day!
Day for disgruntled white males to loot and burn down stores as a means for political expression. Since it's so cold, however, most white males stay home. This explains why white people never trash anything. Maybe we should change this to June... |
| Jan 16th: | Request Federal aid for rebuilding
our cities after the riots.
Since no riot occurred, funds are redirected to Mark Fuhrman legal defense fund. |
| Jan 17th: | Rally honoring custodial fathers who
collect from the $100 Billion dollar welfare system.
All 10 of them... |
| Jan 20th: | White male migration day.
Millions of white males grab their children and run for Tiajuana demanding Mexico pay for free medical care, housing, and education. |
| Jan 21st: | Didn't work.
White males return home and beg their bosses for their job back. |
| Jan 22nd: | Most white males rehired.
This is the only day that employers post listings: "White males encouraged to apply." |
| Jan 25th: | Equinox.
Days start getting longer and nights shorter. White males use this to oppress people somehow... |
| Jan 31st: | End of White Male Month Destroy the
Environmont *JAMBOREE!*
White males drive cross country in an effort to burn all the gas we won in the gulf war. This results in global warming making next year's parade more bearable... |
This is humor, folks. I am not a White Supremacist or a Skinhead.
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