Rich Wheeler's

The Very Scarey Story
that Had a Happy Ending

(Female specimen of Liberalis veriphobis, varient tyrannosaurus femminazicus.)

Scarey, huh?

...but I believe in stories that have happy endings...

(Click here, if you are still breathing!)

Whether this page has an Exit sign before January 1997
is up to Kenneth Starr and the American electorate.
You'll just have to see it through like the rest of us.

© 1996 Richard Wheeler

Photo credit: The Smithsonian, via the White House web page