Rich Wheeler 's

Disclaimer

This mass of potential data is under construction and is, therefore, not a web site because I say it isn't (unless you accidentally abort the download, in which case I will have you charged with LANslaughter and sue you for the wrongful death of my baby page). Some day, if this formless mass of protopaginal data is still a planned and wanted page, it may make the journey through the paginal channels of the internet to a place where the attribute of visibility and the process of umbilical separation from the URL will miraculously transmute it into a Web Page.

Please do not let the seeming organization of data, the hiccups of this server, the occurence of apparent emotion, thought, and spirituality fool you. Those are just reflex actions. This is not a page! In fact, whereas this file has severe structural defects and resides in parasitic dependance within a foreign server which has been known to frequently and spontaneously abort data transmission, be not surprised if paginal development is unexpectedly terminated.

Whereas the author of this page hasn't sufficient resources to purchase the services of a standard web access provider, thereby rendering the author a homepageless person, we extend many thanks to the wealthy but compassionate and socially responsible RAMowners at BHI for providing a willing, nurturing, host computer for the gestation and eventual birth of Rich's firstborn web page. Of course, now that we have occupied this web space for several months, we now consider BHI to have established an irrevocable entitlement...

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