Música: Theme Song
Cantado por: Les Claypool, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, & Kenny
Les: I'm goin down to south park. Gonna have myself a time.
Stan, Kyle: Friendly faces everywhere. Humble folks without temptation.
Les: I'm goin down to south park. Gonna leave my woes behind.
Eric Cartman: Ample parking day or night. People shouting howdy neighbor.
Les: I'm heading down to south park to see if I can't unwind.
Kenny: Hmm mph rmph rm hmm mph mph rm hmm mph rmph rm.
Les: So, come on down to South Park and meet some friens of mine.