HUMOR Digest - 6 Dec 1996 - Special issue

Date: Fri, 6 Dec 1996 07:53:17 GMT
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Gifts from Above

Gifts of the Gods

* The Gods gave us fire, and we invented fire engines.

* They gave us the Spring rains, and we made umbrellas.

* The Gods blessed us with sunshine, and we made curtains.

* They gave us gentle cool breezes, and we knitted sweaters.

* The Gods filled the skies with birds, and we made shotguns.

* They furnished the seas with fish, and we manufactured nets.

* The Gods gave us untold numbers of forests, and we made lumber.

* They gave us flowing streams and rivers, and we built huge dams.

* The Gods gave us blue skies, & we developed ways to pollute them.

* But worst of all, they gave us love, and we had to invent marriage.

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