HUMOR Digest - 6 Sep 1997 to 7 Sep 1997
There are 3 messages totalling 110 lines in this issue.

Topics of the day:

  1. Men & Women <adult humor>
  2. Rooster <suggestive>
  3. Humor - Headlines

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Date:    Sat, 6 Sep 1997 04:03:42 -0400
From:    Jim Moore Jr <jimjr@PIPELINE.COM>
Subject: Men & Women <adult humor>

* Medical ethics experts are still struggling with the question
  as to whether or not it's fitting for young male gynecologists
  to keep looking up old girlfriends.
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*   "Because my client is uncertain which of the two men with whom
  she lived concurrently is the father of her child, Your Honor,"
  stated the attorney in court, "she seeks to combine them as joint
  defendants in this legal action."
    "So, what she really is pressing for then," commented the jurist
  wryly, "is a paternity suit with two pairs of pants."
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*   For the longest while there were no women Admirals in the US Navy
  at all.  Rather than it being none were qualified or held back, it
  now seems the Pentagon couldn't decide if they should have the
  traditional scrambled eggs or quiche on the visor of their caps.
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*   A young couple was walking down the street and the girl said,
  "Honey, I'm hungry."
    The boy smiles and pretends to unzip his fly.
    She snapped back, "No dice Clyde.  I was thinking of something far
  more filling than that."
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*   The young couple had just completed their first love-making session.
  The boy, anxious about his performance, asked the girl. "Was it good
  for you too ?"
    "Well, let me put it this way." she replied.  "What you should
  have asked for at the drugstore was some 'amateur-phylactics'."

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Date:    Sat, 6 Sep 1997 07:00:46 -0400
From:    Cyn MacGregor <CynMacG@AOL.COM>
Subject: Rooster <suggestive>

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the
market looking for a rooster.  He was hoping he could get a special
rooster--one that would service all of his many hens.  When he told
this to the market vendor, the vendor replied:  "I have just the
rooster for you.  Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever
see!"
    So the farmer took Henry back to the farm.  Before setting him
loose in the hen house, though, he gave Henry a little pep talk:
"Henry," he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff."  And without
a word, Henry strutted into the henhouse.
     Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a
thunderbolt.  There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till
Henry had finished having his way with each hen.       But, Henry
didn't stop there.
     Henry went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by
one, and still at the same frantic pace.  Then he went to the pig
house, where he did the same.  The farmer, watching all of this with
disbelief cried out, "Stop, Henry!!  You'll kill yourself!!"
     But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same
manner.
     Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying
there on his lawn.  His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back,
and his long tongue hanging out.  A buzzard was already circling above
Henry.  The farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, look
what you did, you've gone and killed yourself.  I warned you little
buddy."
      "Shhhhhhh,"  Henry whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer."

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Date:    Sat, 6 Sep 1997 14:16:42 -0600
From:    "Ken Brousseau Sr." <kenbruso@IO.COM>
Subject: Humor - Headlines

>From book: Headlines compiled by Jay Leno


Criminal group infiltrating pot farms.

Jay: Criminal groups involved with drugs? Is nothing sacred?
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Researchers call murder a threat to public health.

Jay: How long did this study take? Do you think it took more
     than ten minutes?
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Living together linked to divorce.

Jay: 'Nuff said.
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Some students walk others ride to school.

Jay: Think this was a slow news day?
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Death ends fun.

Jay: Kinda says it all, doesn't it?

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End of HUMOR Digest - 6 Sep 1997 to 7 Sep 1997
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