"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain."
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer."
"The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them."
"A liberal is a man to broad-minded to take his own side in a quarrel."
"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
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