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Diverting Stimulators
- Just remember; I don't get back, I don't get
even, I get ahead!
My
Dad (Dayrl Merrill)
- A closed mouth gathers no
feet.
- A man is only as big as the dreams
he dares to live.
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not
having enough sense to be lazy.
- Any small object when dropped will
hide under a larger object.
- Automobile - A mechanical device
that runs up hills and down people.
- Be moderate where pleasure is
concerned, avoid fatigue.
- Of the choice of two evils, I pick
the one I've never tried before.
- Courage is your greatest present
need.
- Death is life's way of telling you
you've been fired.
- Don't force it, get a larger
hammer.
- Drive defensively -- buy a tank.
- Earn cash in your spare time --
blackmail friends.
- Going the speed of light is bad
for your age.
- Health is merely the slowest
possible rate at which one can die.
- Herblock's Law: if it is good,
they will stop making it.
- History does not repeat itself, --
historians merely repeat each other.
- If you're not part of the
solution, be part of the problem!
- In the field of observation,
chance favors only the prepared minds.
- It works better if you plug it in.
- It's not hard to meet expenses,
they're everywhere.
- Let not the sands of time get in
your lunch.
- Life is what happens to you while
you are planning to do something else.
- Lynch's Law: When the going gets
tough, everyone leaves.
- Misunderstanding: I
know that you believe that you understand what
you think I said, BUT I am not sure you realize
that what you heard is not what I said!
- Reality's the only obstacle to
happiness.
- The only difference between a rut
and a grave is the depth.
- The road to success is always
under construction.
- To err is human, to really foul
things up requires a computer.
- Wasting time is an important part
of life.
- When in doubt, don't bother.
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