"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well."
-Joe Ancis"A man's character determines his destiny."
-Heraclitus"You sofa-crevice fondler!"
-Peter De Vries"The doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines."
-Frank Lloyd Wright"I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man."
-M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC"I'm So Miserable Without You It's Almost Like Having You Here"
-Stephen Bishop song title"If you're bored then you're boring."
-Harvey Danger"Cats are the ultimate escapists. When things are getting rough for them, they hide behind their eyelids and hope by the time they regain consciousness the trouble, or the rain, will go away."
-Bill Guion"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."
-Jerry Seinfeld"Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another."
-The Doctor, "The Greatest Show in the Galaxy""In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"
-Warren Hutcherson"Evil events from evil causes spring"
-Aristophanes"It is a man's own mind - not his enemy or his foe that lures him into evil ways."
-Buddha"To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge."
-Disraeli"I hope I didn't brain my damage."
-Homer Simpson"Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is knowing when to forgo an advantage."
-Disraeli