the most recent answers appear first, and the oldest ones appear at the end.
Name: Shawn
Age: 18 to 24
Response: Have sex.JESS says: not terribly original, are we?
Name: FlotillaJESS says: mmmmm.... balls.
Age: 18 to 24
Response: scratch my balls
Name: LiteBrite (Megan)
Age: Under 18
Response: hmmm... dunno... decide why they are sooooooo stupid sometimes... I'm glad I'm a girl actually I don't think I would particularly enjoy being a guy.JESS says: that's because you haven't tried it! i'm telling you, get yourself some fake sideburns and a sports bra... i mean,...um. shit.
Name: Emily
Age: Under 18
Response: i'd find Audrey and beat the hell out of her.. the next day i'd be that cute girl she thought she could kill (which I'm sad to say- she really could), and i'd have a great time laughing in her face... sheesh, I'm strange sometimes...(i forgot to add mean)JESS says: i hereby apologize in advance... just in case i ever make you mad. are you bigger than me? RUN, AUDREY, RUN!!!!
Name: Phaedrus
Age: 25 to 34
Response: OK, true...I would probably play with my breasts for a couple of hours, but the autoeroticism would probably end there. There would be too many socio-psycological aspects never dreamed of. Although, I do admit I would have an advantage, being that I am aware of the power of woman over man.JESS says: could you let me in on that last part... the whole women's power over men thing? i swear i won't tell the others.
Name: Kelly
Age: Under 18
Response: spank the monkey then I'd go spend the day walking around naked at Calvert Hall... get some action from the back section... I'm Rachel's ever-perverted friend if u couldn't tell :)JESS says: i bet you could get a LOT of action from the back section over at calvert hall.
Name: Rachel
Age: Under 18
Response: Masturbate :)JESS says: amen, sister. don't forget the lube.
Name: Emily
Age: Under 18
Response: Hmmmm. probably stand naked in front of the mirror for a lil while :) LOL, j/k! I have no idea! good question though :)JESS says: flattery will get you everywhere. i was going to tell you that your answer was weak, but now i won't.
Name: Billy Bob
Age: Over 45
Response: I would try to get picked up.JESS says: good luck with that. i've been a female for quite some time, and i haven't figured out the secret yet.
Name: Claire
Age: Under 18
Response: I love to anaylze people, and this would take all the fun out of it.JESS says: it doesn't sound like all that much fun to begin with. but you know what does sound like fun? PENIS!
Name: Mary Sue
Age: 18 to 24
Response: I would just like to say that if I were a man, and I had the chance to figure out what they were thinking, I would have to ask them what color underwear they were wearing.JESS says: let me see...you're a man...and you're going to go around asking other men the color of their underwear. might i suggest you wear a cup?
Name: Ramses
Age: Under 18
Response: I think that there isn't a necessity to do this. One must first understand himself, and only then is there room to look at other people. I really don't like analyzing a group, b/c all people are so completely different, and if I were to do it at all, I wouldn't be able to do it b/c I respect that person's privacy too much to dive too deeply into their personality w/o their knowledge of my activities. It just seems wrong.JESS says: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........
Name: Nefret
Age: 35 to 44
Response: Figure out why Matt K acts soooo arrogant. He realllly bothers me.JESS says: uh, hey. whatever tickles your pickle.
Hmmm... thirteen answers.... Well it doesn't really count since the first five were all the same person! Ahem, CLAIRE.