What Monty Python Holy Grail Quest Character are You?
You are the Black Knight!
Determined and stubborn, you stand at your little
bridge and demand that, "NONE, Shall
pass." This makes it very hard to keep
friends around you. One day this damned king
comes by and chops off all your limbs. Now
you'll never be able to take up a hobby.
Stupid Bastard.
You Are 1/2 Virgin, 1/2 Whore!50-50, baby! Ah, you are fairly normal.
You have sex, though to you it's not more exciting than a new designer outfit.
Secretly, you are a adventurous soul just waiting for someone to take control.
Open up a little, and you'll show your guy the best sex ever.
There's nothing to be afraid of - except fainting from multiple orgasms!
You are great at kissing, getting yourself off, and using your hands.
Which Pirates of the Caribbean Character are you in love with?
You are in love with Captain Jack Sparrow!well, DUH. jesus, look at him.
What Religious Guru Should You Do?
You Should Do The Pope!Like a Catholic, you prefer orders and directives from your lover.
Whether it be in a slave/master setting or merely a dominant mate, being powerless in your relationship sexually satisfies you.
Older authorities figures make you melt at the thought of being pleasured in as many ways as they can manage, as quickly and as illicitly as possible.
This way by the time he�s finished, you can be in the confessional finishing off those last Hail Mary�s.
This makes the Pope your perfect lover even if he may die trying to please you :-)this is so wrong and soooo dirty. i didn't write it.
Which Cowboy Bebop character are you?
You're Spike. You're one bad ass guy. You are usually
looking for a good bounty, smoking, whistling,
or praticing your fighting tecniques. You arn't
very open even with those closest to you. Your
past constantly haunts you and you cant forget
the girl that got away...you know, i AM badass...
Baaaahaaahaaahaha. :::tear rolling down cheek::: I WISH this were true.
